Family Friendly Disney Jokes

[sconnell]

One thing we like to do while traveling or waiting anywhere is tell jokes.
Does anybody have any Disney jokes they would like to share? I'll post them all in this top post if anyone is interested. That way it'll be easier to print out or copy and past into an email or send it to your cell phone for easy access.

The compiled list:

• Why are there no planes where peter pan lives? Because there is a sign that says "never neverland."
• Why did Mickey go into outerspace? To find Pluto!
• What did Snow White say when her photos were not ready yet? Some Day My Prints Will come
• Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? Because she always ran away from the ball!!
• Why can't Cinderella play softball? Because her coach keeps turning into a pumpkin!
• During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.
• What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive? Minnie- Vans!!
  [*]What does Ariel like on her toast? Mermalade!
• How does Crush get to the 2nd level of a building? He takes the SHELL-evator!
• What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? Jungle Bells!
• What did the ocean say to Ariel? Nothing silly, oceans don't talk. It's just waved.
• What type of camera does Hercules use? An Olympus
• What type of camera does a Pirate use? A Canon
• How much does a pirate pay for earrings? A buck-an-ear!
• Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're always sitting on the deck!
• Where does a pirate eat dinner? At Arrrrrby's
• What do you call Pluto when he's roasting marshmallows on the fire? A Hot Dog!
• Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

Now I've heard a funny one about Mickey at the divorce attorney's office, but that's for an adult audience. lol.

 

[Rosered]

These are fun; thanks for posting them.

 

[maciec]

My kids are going to love these! Thanks!

 

[miknminniesfriend]

What do you call Pluto when he's roasting marshmallows on the fire?
A Hot Dog!

Any Disney knock knock jokes?

 

[PrincessPiperMommy]

I don't know any knock knock jokes, but I have heard this one before...

Why was Tigger in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

 

[sconnell]

These are funny guys!
Anymore?

 

[Doc CW]

Why is Peter Pan always flying, because he can Never land.

 

[SmallWorld71]

Well, all the Disney ones I know are there. Here's one for one of those "other" characters if you'd like:

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

 

[pooh4brains]

This is a slight repeat, but my 5 year old loved it when the CM told it on the Jungle Cruise this past December-

Why is Tigger always jumping? Because he doesn't want to step on Pooh!

 

[Brancaneve]

Sorry...not a joke but my family always plays "the character game" in the car or if we are waiting in line. We give three clues and then the family members can guess.

For example,

My first name starts with S
I clean and cook for my 7 little friends
I like to eat apples

Answer: Snow White

We are now at the point that the clues and characters have to be very obscure.