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Sounds like something Red Green would do lol
Well, I thought you would be glad to see it could be worse..lol
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked jerk.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse doo.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. But I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

Sounds like something Red Green would do lol
Well, I thought you would be glad to see it could be worse..lol
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked jerk.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse doo.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. But I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
It was 8 am on a Sunday morning on a deserted country road no less. The worst part was that I had to go to 4 hours of traffic school as well. Then, yesterday I got a safety citation from the state congratulating me on being "moving violation free" for the past 4 years.
It also allowed me to renew my driver's license over the internet, which I am happy about. 
I've had 2 speeding tickets. The first time I was running late for work. Snagged me on a corner just as I was approaching DS's day care center. Another time I was a bit too fast on a straight road where it's too easy to speed up. 
