Embarrassing Stories

[metsluva57]

So do you have any embarrassing stories?
I just thought of this because my mom was telling me this one story...

So I was in 1st grade and i had this really weird music teacher. Every class he would just show us movies. So, I was afraid to ask him to go to the bathroom, so i just went in my pants. I asked to go to the nurse ( I don't understand how I didn't want to ask to go to the bathroom but I could ask to go to the nurse xD). I got to the nurse and you would think that I was embarrassed, but my mom said I was sitting there like nothing ever happened.

So I thought that was kind of embarrassing.
Do you have any embarrassing moments?

 

[telescope]

I was in some store forever ago talking on the phone with my friend and for some reason I went to feel for my phone in my pocket. I then started to freak out about how my phone is gone and someone must have taken it. I felt so stupid when she reminded me I was talking on it.

 

[PinkAnimePrincess]

This weekend I was hanging out with my boyfriend and one of our friends.
He was about to kiss me, I was sick and I sneezed and my snot went all over his face. And he freaked out, and our friend was laughing and it made me cry. And I'm still really embarrased about it.

 

[minniemouse440044]

this is my embarrassing story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNgC5SvodUs

 

[Cinderelli16]

this is my embarrassing story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNgC5SvodUs

Lmfao! You're sucha dork, but ily
I love the ending. hahaah

 

[minniemouse440044]

Lmfao! You're sucha dork, but ily
I love the ending. hahaah

i try real hard

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

At Thanksgiving dinner I was pouring gravy on my plate, but I missed my plate and it landed on my arm. All of cousins were making fun of me sooo bad and they still do. The gravy left a scar.

I was really mad at my one friend Megan and I was in the car with her and we were totally ignoring each other. And my one friend texted me saying something and I responded with "i dont care. im mad at megan." But I sent it to megan by mistake and she texted back saying "i am megan!!! >=|"

 

[Disney Dork]

*puts on story-telling hat*

One day, in one of my classes, I had a test.
Sitting down at my desk, I crossed my legs like a proper lady and prepared myself for the torture.
The test lasted all class period, which was about 65 minutes in length.
When the test was finished, we were asked to bring them to the front.
Unknown to me at the time, the blood flow from my leg had been cut off for that entire 65 minute period, thus leaving my right leg completely limp underneath me.
Therefore, when I attempted to stand and walk to the front, I stumbled for a moment before completely falling over onto the floor.

The classmates laughed.
The teacher tried to catch me when I fell while screaming "OMG! ARE YOU OK?!"
I laid on the floor, shaking my head and attempting to reassure everyone that I was fine-that my leg had just fallen asleep, all while laughing about my utter stupidity.

And the moral of this story, my dears, would be to never cross your legs during an exam.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Theres a lot, they dont embarass me..but..

I was at church carrying my instrument down the stars after playing, and...i tripped and fell completely down the stairs ON my instrument...and i screamed one loud "OH FUDGE" *except..it wasn't fudge..it was a cuss word* and ..the entire church gasped..and...yeah..

xD

That was like..last weekend too

 

[Cinderelli16]

At Thanksgiving dinner I was pouring gravy on my plate, but I missed my plate and it landed on my arm. All of cousins were making fun of me sooo bad and they still do. The gravy left a scar.

I was really mad at my one friend Megan and I was in the car with her and we were totally ignoring each other. And my one friend texted me saying something and I responded with "i dont care. im mad at megan." But I sent it to megan by mistake and she texted back saying "i am megan!!! >=|"

Lmfao! I've done that before. I was talking about this creeper in my 2nd hour last year, and I accidently sent it to him. hahah

*puts on story-telling hat*

One day, in one of my classes, I had a test.
Sitting down at my desk, I crossed my legs like a proper lady and prepared myself for the torture.
The test lasted all class period, which was about 65 minutes in length.
When the test was finished, we were asked to bring them to the front.
Unknown to me at the time, the blood flow from my leg had been cut off for that entire 65 minute period, thus leaving my right leg completely limp underneath me.
Therefore, when I attempted to stand and walk to the front, I stumbled for a moment before completely falling over onto the floor.

The classmates laughed.
The teacher tried to catch me when I fell while screaming "OMG! ARE YOU OK?!"
I laid on the floor, shaking my head and attempting to reassure everyone that I was fine-that my leg had just fallen asleep, all while laughing about my utter stupidity.

And the moral of this story, my dears, would be to never cross your legs during an exam.

OmgOmgOmgOmg! I would literally be rolling on the floor laughing. lmfao

Theres a lot, they dont embarass me..but..

I was at church carrying my instrument down the stars after playing, and...i tripped and fell completely down the stairs ON my instrument...and i screamed one loud "OH FUDGE" *except..it wasn't fudge..it was a cuss word* and ..the entire church gasped..and...yeah..

xD

That was like..last weekend too

Oh aren't you just a sinner? lol

 

[Dipstick]

this is my embarrassing story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNgC5SvodUs

That is not so much as embarrassing as it is painful.

 

[HouseMD1120]

Theres a lot, they dont embarass me..but..

I was at church carrying my instrument down the stars after playing, and...i tripped and fell completely down the stairs ON my instrument...and i screamed one loud "OH FUDGE" *except..it wasn't fudge..it was a cuss word* and ..the entire church gasped..and...yeah..

xD

That was like..last weekend too

I. WOULD. DIE.

 

[minnie4eva]

this is soooo embarrassing my mom caught me singing in to my brush and dancingto respect by aretha franklin. i turned bright red . but now that i think about it is actually rly funny (i should have closed my door , duhh!)

 

[MickeyisBeast]

When we were at our school dance, it had been raining outside so when I walked into the gym I slipped and fell, and a TEACHER (who I didnt know) laughed at me! Luckily, the teacher and my friend Makenzie were the only ones who saw me fall. But still, who wants a teacher to laugh at them?

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Well....

One day i went shopping with my 'auntie'. There were quite a few of us going mind. We drove all the way to the shopping centre and went round a couple of shops.
Now, i wasn't feeling too well that day, but i didn't say anything, because if i'm honest, i was scared of the people i used to live with (it's a long story). Anyways, we'd trecked around the shops, and there was me trying very hard to inconspicuously sit down every time i got the chance, without letting on to the fact that i was feeling really ill. Anyways, we were in one shop and me and my 'sister' were messing about, when i felt a wave of nausia. I shouted that i was about to be sick, and attempted to run out of the shop. I was about the age of nine then.
Anyways i failed in my attempt to flee the shop, and instead ran into the automatic dorrs, then threw up all down them . T

That's like the most embarassing thing to ever happen to me

 

[HouseMD1120]

Well....

One day i went shopping with my 'auntie'. There were quite a few of us going mind. We drove all the way to the shopping centre and went round a couple of shops.
Now, i wasn't feeling too well that day, but i didn't say anything, because if i'm honest, i was scared of the people i used to live with (it's a long story). Anyways, we'd trecked around the shops, and there was me trying very hard to inconspicuously sit down every time i got the chance, without letting on to the fact that i was feeling really ill. Anyways, we were in one shop and me and my 'sister' were messing about, when i felt a wave of nausia. I shouted that i was about to be sick, and attempted to run out of the shop. I was about the age of nine then.
Anyways i failed in my attempt to flee the shop, and instead ran into the automatic dorrs, then threw up all down them . T

That's like the most embarassing thing to ever happen to me

I literally just sat in front of my computer laughing at this. For like 5 minutes.

 

[MrsSparrow..]

Well....

One day i went shopping with my 'auntie'. There were quite a few of us going mind. We drove all the way to the shopping centre and went round a couple of shops.
Now, i wasn't feeling too well that day, but i didn't say anything, because if i'm honest, i was scared of the people i used to live with (it's a long story). Anyways, we'd trecked around the shops, and there was me trying very hard to inconspicuously sit down every time i got the chance, without letting on to the fact that i was feeling really ill. Anyways, we were in one shop and me and my 'sister' were messing about, when i felt a wave of nausia. I shouted that i was about to be sick, and attempted to run out of the shop. I was about the age of nine then.
Anyways i failed in my attempt to flee the shop, and instead ran into the automatic dorrs, then threw up all down them . T

That's like the most embarassing thing to ever happen to me

Oh sian! Lmao! You silly thing

I tend to embarass myself everyday. I am one of 'those' people, that trip up constantly, walk into doors, hit myself on every occasion. I see those signs that say 'mind your head' and make a mental note to try and avoid it, but I will still hit it. But I trip up regularly on a day to day basis, and quite often I am alone, so lots of people stare..

 

[imabrat]

Oh sian! Lmao! You silly thing

I tend to embarass myself everyday. I am one of 'those' people, that trip up constantly, walk into doors, hit myself on every occasion. I see those signs that say 'mind your head' and make a mental note to try and avoid it, but I will still hit it. But I trip up regularly on a day to day basis, and quite often I am alone, so lots of people stare..

Yep, I'm one too. I'll start choking on air and my friends will have to pound my back. I have so many bruises from my awkwardly swinging limbs all over.

I can think of three. It was the second grade and I was wearing a cute new skirt made by my grandma. I thought my bladder was larger than it actually was and accidentally peed myself.

Fourth grade I was wearing white capris and recess was out on a rather muddy field. You guessed it, I slipped and totally slid down a hill. Those capri's were never the same after that no matter the amount of bleach.

The third, 8th grade. Time of the month. MASSIVE LEAK!! The whole back of my light blue jeans was red. I wanted to CRYYY.

 

[PosessedEeyore]

Well....

One day i went shopping with my 'auntie'. There were quite a few of us going mind. We drove all the way to the shopping centre and went round a couple of shops.
Now, i wasn't feeling too well that day, but i didn't say anything, because if i'm honest, i was scared of the people i used to live with (it's a long story). Anyways, we'd trecked around the shops, and there was me trying very hard to inconspicuously sit down every time i got the chance, without letting on to the fact that i was feeling really ill. Anyways, we were in one shop and me and my 'sister' were messing about, when i felt a wave of nausia. I shouted that i was about to be sick, and attempted to run out of the shop. I was about the age of nine then.
Anyways i failed in my attempt to flee the shop, and instead ran into the automatic dorrs, then threw up all down them . T

That's like the most embarassing thing to ever happen to me

that. is. hilarious. xD

Yep, I'm one too. I'll start choking on air and my friends will have to pound my back. I have so many bruises from my awkwardly swinging limbs all over.

I can think of three. It was the second grade and I was wearing a cute new skirt made by my grandma. I thought my bladder was larger than it actually was and accidentally peed myself.

Fourth grade I was wearing white capris and recess was out on a rather muddy field. You guessed it, I slipped and totally slid down a hill. Those capri's were never the same after that no matter the amount of bleach.

The third, 8th grade. Time of the month. MASSIVE LEAK!! The whole back of my light blue jeans was red. I wanted to CRYYY

oh sonya, that would be my worst nightmare come true

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ive totally said this on everyone of these threads.. but heres mine.

okay, so i used to be a cheerleader. (i know, lol, sophie a cheerleader?! xD) and my skirt was always so big so my skirt had to be pinned to my bloomers (the thing that goes over your underwear). well, one day my mum accidentally clipped the pin onto both my bloomers and underwear....
well, during in front we did our cheer which involved a lot of kicking our legs. well once when i kicked my sneaker got caught on my skirt pulling my skirt, bloomers, and underwear down in front of 300 + people. i nearly died.

and its mega hard to embarrass me

 

[::Snow_White::]

A few months ago at school I fell down a whole half flight of stairs as everyone was piling out at 3 O'clock. Lost my shoe and these two girls gave me my backpack and purse and asked if I was alright. I'm pretty sure I did a front roll down the stairs. Most embarassing moment EVER. I hardly get embarassed, but this one was bad.

Was getting out of the passenger seat one day in January, the whole ground was ice, my mom told me not to fall. I laughed, rolled my eyes, stuck one foot on the ice and basically did the splits, one leg in the car, one lying on the ice. My mom laughed for an hour. that one was pretty funny though.