Embarrassing Moments

[wannabetink95]

Hey guys! Do any of you have any funny embarrassing moments? I love hearing funny stories!

 

[MuskratSusie]

Yes, lol. I have one that I think about often enough.. its really embarrassing..lol.

I used to be in girl scouts and we were practicing on cooking food for the next camping trip and after we were all done doing that, a few of the girls and I started playing tag..lol. I was it so I had to go tag them.. and where we were we were in a house that resently had new windows, new screens for the doors.. and well, I went running cause I saw the girls running around the front way and I was in the house going out the back (trying to be sneaky, haha). Low and behold I RAN RIGHT THROUGH THE SCREEN!! I got so lucky.. Good thing it wasn't Glass! I didn't even know it was there! I thought the door was open to the backyard, to be honest! and plus, it was night time when this happened. Good grief...I fell through the screen, right? I had a few scabs.. and I didn't get hurt overly. But that was so embarrassing! There was also parents around. Everyone was like, ARE YOU OKAY?!?!! and everyone was looking at me... 0_o Yeah.. embarrassing much? I think so.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I don't find this embarrassing at all, but, I do have a funny story, if that counts.

A couple weeks ago, I had to speak in front of my entire school at a meeting to announce a student of the month winner. I was standing there for most of the meeting. I wanted to put down my purse at the table my friends were sitting at, but they were right in front of the speaker, so I tried to do it quickly. I was running backwards a few steps and fell on my butt. However, the way I fell allowed me to kind of slide to where I needed to be.

 

[ElphabaThropp]

Oh god, here's something that happened to me yesterday. I laughed at it, though.

So, Our new unit in gym is handball, right? And cause i have the energy of a two year old, I'm all over the freaking' court. So, a teammate goes to pass me the ball, and i have my arms a little bit away from my sides. All of a sudden, as I'm reaching for the ball, two ARMS stick out from my sides, smashing my ****s together! I grabbed the ball and threw it, then whipped around to see who it was, and it was a guy who teases me so much! he was laughing, and apologizing, so i let it slide.

It was pretty funny, though.

 

[Jasmine45]

Wow. One just happened today.
In science we were watching a movie and everyone was all quiet and there was the easel thing by the door and i tripped over it and it mad a huge noise and I almost fell.
xD

But there was this one time were I thought my friend was behind me and we were in line at lunch and there were all these cookies so i grabbed one to show her. We do this REALLY retarded voice all the time too, like to be funny. And I i turned around with out looking up and was like "OOO! LOOK AT THIS ONE!!!!" in the most obnoxious voice ever and it wasn't her.

hahaha.

 

[BandGeek911]

I smacked a kid's butt. On purpose. (kinda regretting it now)
We're doing Pink Panther Strikes Back for our fall play, and there's this scene where everyone is dancing in a scene and Clouseau creeped up on my group. And I didn't know what to do. So I smacked his butt. And I dress up as a man for that scene

And I also flipped off people at Applebee's (People I knew. Not total strangers) which I wish I didn't do now xD
It's what happens when I've been running on no sleep all week.

 

[Jasmine45]

OH! I thought of another.


Me and my neighbor were looking at the yearbook and I was like 'UGH eww Remember Mrs. Dubil!? I HATED HER!!" *Awkward silence* "Shes my aunt..."




One. Of. The. Worst Moments. Of. My. Life

 

[ElphabaThropp]

OH! I thought of another.


Me and my neighbor were looking at the yearbook and I was like 'UGH eww Remember Mrs. Dubil!? I HATED HER!!" *Awkward silence* "Shes my aunt..."




One. Of. The. Worst Moments. Of. My. Life

OH SNAP!

 

[BandGeek911]

OH! I thought of another.


Me and my neighbor were looking at the yearbook and I was like 'UGH eww Remember Mrs. Dubil!? I HATED HER!!" *Awkward silence* "Shes my aunt..."




One. Of. The. Worst Moments. Of. My. Life

OH DANG!
Omg, in drama, there's this girl that's kind of...eh...and we're like "omg there's ____ again. ewwww" (we're immature and make nicknames for people) and my friend was like "her? that's my cousin"
I felt SO awkward.

 

[Disney Dork]

Oh, yes!

One day, when I was in Spanish class, I sat down at my desk and crossed my legs. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, class went on as usual. We did all the normal stuff...and then towards the end we were told to turn in our papers. Well, at the time, my legs didn't feel as if they had gotten numb at all. No pins and needles or anything. Actually, I didn't know anything was the matter with them until I tried to stand up...and couldn't. Actually, when I tried to stand up I completely fell over and onto the floor. Why? Because both of my legs had completely fallen asleep and I couldn't feel them from the knees down. Everybody laughed....as did I. I think I worried the teacher a bit tho.

Needless to say...I've never gone that long with my legs crossed ever again.


AND THEN!

On another day...I was walking out of school after class. Again...doesn't sound like that difficult of a thing to do, right? Well...it quickly became quite obvious that I can't do two things at the same time. Because I was trying to read a text while leaving....I wasn't quite thinking about the door that stood between me and the outside, thus resulting in a head-on-collision involving the door....and my face.

AND THEN!

After class one day, I had to walk down the stairs (my school was two stories tall). Again...not a difficult task, yes? BUT! When a person is as clumsy as I, they have a tendency to trip over themselves. I'm fairly sure you all can guess what happened next....luckily I slide down the steps on my legs...but it was still rather embarrasing.

I'm sure there's more...I just can't think of them at the moment.

 

[JarethDrakul]

I'm always having embarassing moments but here are a few.

1)One time in P.E. (quite a few years back) we had to throw those metal balls (I have no idea what it was called then nor do I now haha) and well I sort of let go and it hit me in the bakc of the head . It didn't hurt that much haha.

2)My shoelaces used to be really long and I was walking and not realized my other shoe had go through the loop of the one shoe and, well...thankfully I have good balance or I would have gone flying...then I did it again 30 minutes later haha.

 

[Babyjustrun]

I love embarassing things.
They happen to me everyday and they give me something to laugh about.

i hate it though when I'm talking about someone and they end up being right behind me.

 

[MrsSparrow..]

OH! I thought of another.


Me and my neighbor were looking at the yearbook and I was like 'UGH eww Remember Mrs. Dubil!? I HATED HER!!" *Awkward silence* "Shes my aunt..."




One. Of. The. Worst Moments. Of. My. Life

Rofl! Aww!

I do things like tripping up all the time, and my and my friends always pull chairs away as we're about to sit down and stuff..

But yesterday, we was in Spanish and my friend wrote on a huge A4 peice of paper

"I hate this teacher with a firey passion."

Then I started doodling around the paper. The teacher came over to give something to us, and she clearly saw the paper and saw ME writing all over it, so it looked like I did it. Our eyes met and she didn't look too pleased lmao. I felt so mean!

 

[Tinkerbell94]

Oh my goodness I am always having embarrassing moments but here is one.
Ok so one time I was in math class and we were taking a test so the room was really quite. well I let one go REALLY loud and decided to act like I notice anything had happened. So on one part of the test you have to go get a ruler from the front of the room and I was right at that part when it all happened. So I got up (still acting like nothing happened) and went to the front to get the ruler. By then EVERYONE is laughing and I finally turned around and said" Oh like yall don't do it!" That just made then laugh harder and the teacher asked me so sit down.

 

[CutieEm]

Haha, those are hilarious!

Once in math class, I was working on a group thing, and we were a group of three, but there was only two chairs. I didn't have a chair, and one of my friends was standing, so I took her chair. I thought she had noticed, but when she started to sit down, she fell through think air! It was HILAROUS! She was also holding a pencil in her right hand, and I was sitting to her right, so when she tried to catch her balance they pencil sliced me right underneath my eye! It didn't hurt, but it was soooooooooo funny!

 

[HouseMD1120]

I've already told his one. But it's still really embarrassing.
I was at a high school football game on the sidelines right before the game started. We have a huge carpet on the sidelines so the grass doesn't get ruined, and it's held down with some small stakes every few feet, but some of it still sticks up. So the football players are still warming up and I go running out onto the field to ask our head athletic trainer about something. My foot gets caught under the edge of the carpet, and I go flying through the air and faceplant. Of course the coaches saw, a lot of people in the stands saw, and my crush saw.

Last night at another football game, one of the ballboys stood right in front of me. I'm supposed to have direct access to the field so that if anybody gets hurt, I can be out there as soon as possible. So I said' "Hey Jacob, you need to move." But he didn't move. So I grabbed his sweatshirt and gently pulled him out of the way. He turned around and looked at me, and it wasn't Jacob! It was so embarrassing! He just looked at me like he thought I was a freak.

 

[PosessedEeyore]

OH! I thought of another.


Me and my neighbor were looking at the yearbook and I was like 'UGH eww Remember Mrs. Dubil!? I HATED HER!!" *Awkward silence* "Shes my aunt..."




One. Of. The. Worst Moments. Of. My. Life

geeze. lol

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sophies most embarising moment... hmmmmm.
got it!
when i used to be a cheerleader scared1: ) my skirt has to be pinned to my bloomers because it would just fall down without doing that. so as we were in front of a lot of people i kicked my leg really high back wards and my foot got stuck in my skirt and i pulled my skirt and my bloomers down so i was just standing there in my underware. i was freeking out. so i just pulled up my pants and ran.

I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!

well, this one is like ancient, but so i what...
i was in kindergarten and i was like really into pokemon. my friends and i were playing pokemon and we each were a pokemon we chose. i chose pshduck (something like that) and i ran off. well, i was making the obnoxious noise he makes and all... and the guy i liked came up to me (yes, i likes boys when i was young) and said "hey sophie, whats up?" all i said was "PSY PSY PSY PSY PYS!" and made the stupid noise and ran around in circles.


im such a dork.

 

[rock.my.socks]

This isnt something that was embarrassing for me but it was funny.
I was walking up the four flights of stairs trying to get to my next class, and I started to trip up the steps. I caught myself but I made a really funny screechy noise when I was falling. Anyway someone behind me was laughing so hard at the noise I made, that they tripped up the steps and fell.

 

[HouseMD1120]

geeze. lol

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sophies most embarising moment... hmmmmm.
got it!
when i used to be a cheerleader scared1: ) my skirt has to be pinned to my bloomers because it would just fall down without doing that. so as we were in front of a lot of people i kicked my leg really high back wards and my foot got stuck in my skirt and i pulled my skirt and my bloomers down so i was just standing there in my underware. i was freeking out. so i just pulled up my pants and ran.

I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!

well, this one is like ancient, but so i what...
i was in kindergarten and i was like really into pokemon. my friends and i were playing pokemon and we each were a pokemon we chose. i chose pshduck (something like that) and i ran off. well, i was making the obnoxious noise he makes and all... and the guy i liked came up to me (yes, i likes boys when i was young) and said "hey sophie, whats up?" all i said was "PSY PSY PSY PSY PYS!" and made the stupid noise and ran around in circles.


im such a dork.

I have another one! I tend to make a fool out of myself a lot so I'll probably be posting on this thread a lot.

So i was a college basketball game, doing my student athletic thing. During a timeout, I went to go give the basketball players water, and as I was walking off the court, one of the girls dropped a towel right in front of me (accidently, of course). I didn't notice it until it was too late, and I stepped on it and slipped. I miraculously managed not to fall. We have a chain that goes around the court so that unauthorized people don't run onto the court. So as I was recovering from slipping on the towel, I tripped over the chain and fell of my face and almost hit my head on the bleachers. Needless to say, all the basketball players and people in the stand started laughing hysterically, and after I made sure I hadn't broke any bones, I was just laying there in the middle of the aisle laughing. Luckily I hadn't dressed up too much for that game; I was just wearing black dress pants and some kind of top. It was SO embarrassing and I still haven't lived that down.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Okay well last week we were playing this game in Religion and my teacher was like "How many gospels are in the bible?"
And I was like "There are at least 17 known gospels, four of them are in the New Testament!" And when I said four I held up 3 fingers. It was rather embarrassing. And my teacher won't let me live it down. xD

And at cheerleading practice yesterday my whole squad was being really boring. So me and a couple other girls wanted to liven it up so we started dancing REALLY retardedly. And then some of the varsity boys basketball players came in where we were practicing. And I was dancing and singing, really badly. It wasn't really that embarrassing though, since all of the ones that came down are like my friends. But yeah it was really funny.