dumb/gross/silly childhood songs

[aprilgail2]

Originally posted by liznboys


...the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout. A big green worm with googly eyes, crawls in your stomach and out your eyes. Your stomach turns a slimey green, and puss pours out like whipped cream. You spread it on a slice of bread, and that's what you eat when you are dead.
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we had a different versoin of htis one too....

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, into your stomach and out of your mouth, they eat the snot from in your nose and the dirt from between your toes...

 

[Lady Cluck]

Ooo-y Goo-y was a worm. He was a cute little cutter. He sat upon a railroad track, and "toot toot", Peanut Butter.

 

[ibouncetoo]

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna go eat worms
Big ones, fats ones,
Little ones, skinny ones,
Look at them wiggle and squirm

Bite their heads off
Suck the juice out
Throw the skins away
Nobody knows how people can live
On worms three times a day!

 

[Lady Cluck]

Little Rabbit Foo Foo

Chorus:
Little rabbit Foo Foo, hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head,
And down came the good fairy, and she said,
"Little rabbit Foo Foo, I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head."
Chorus actions:
Little rabbit Foo Foo...: use two fingers as rabbit ears, hop your hand across in front of you
Scooping up the field mice: scoop up an invisible mouse, bop it on the head
Good fairy: wave arm as if holding a magic wand
I don't want to see you: wag index finger back and forth as "no"
"I'll give you three chances, And then I'll turn you into a goon." But the very next day...

"I'll give you two more chances, And then I'll turn you into a goon." But the very next day...

"I'll give you one more chance, And then I'll turn you into a goon." But the very next day...

"I gave you three chances, So now I'll turn you into a Goon." - Zap! The moral of the story is: "Hare today; Goon tomorrow."

 

[Lady Cluck]

You made me laugh, Damo. I had heard a similar story that "Humpty Dumpty" was about one of the old wars in the UK. The search engine for Snopes is the second box. The first box is for Ancestry.com.

Not paying much attention, I plugged "Humpty Dumpty" into the first box. It wanted me to go to Ancestry and search for my Humpty Dumpty ancestors

The best part, is that I really do research my family history when I'm not hanging out at DisBoards. It just struck me funny.

This is a great thread, Tiggeroo. Hope it keeps going.

 

[HollyJoy]

a slightly different version for me: Great Green globs of greasy, grimey, gopher guts, mutilated monkey feet, chopped up baby parakeet, french fried eyeballs soaking in a pool of blood and I forgot my spoon. ... but I brought my straw!! Slurp!


Rah Rah Rah Boom de A, we had no school today. Our teacher passed away, rah rah rah Boom de A. Rah Rah Rah Boom de a, we threw her in the bay. The sharks had lunch today. RAH RAH RAH BOOM D A!

 

[disneygals]

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like Listerine
Comet, it makes you vomit
so buy some Comet and vomit today!!!!!

 

[disneygals]

double post...

 

[poochie]

Anyone remember Disney's short : The Truth about Mother Goose"?

 

[orvilleair]

Only remember two stanzas about an outhouse song

...

I found the key
but where's the door
my little pants
cant hold no more

repeat

I found the door
but where's the pot
my little pants
are steaming hot

repeat

...

 

[epcotfan]

(Pointing to various body parts)

Milk Milk
Lemonade
Here comes the chocolate train



Don't ask me where I got that from

 

[CourtasanSatine]

ther was a version about the Teletubbies that worked with the anti Barney song

There was also Joy to the world my tteacher's dead.We BBQ her head

 

[DISshopkeeper]

I am AMAZED at all the variations of:

Great big gobs of greasy grime gopher guts, dirty little birdie's feet, a little bit of hogs meat, one full pound of all-purpose porpoise (sp?) pus and I forgot my spoon, but I got a straaaaw!

 

[Jenn Lynn]

Ours was:
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, insulated monkey meat, little birdies dirty feet, how's your smelly butt?