Helopoh
<font color=3300FF>Who me jump??<br><font color=FF
- Joined
- Jan 11, 2001
- Messages
- 525
Grandma's on the net again, the kitchen's not her home.
> She used to make us cherry pies, and call us on the phone
> She would talk to us for hours; now she leaves us all alone.
> We miss her homemade biscuits, and I'll make this little bet,
> If you want to contact Grandma, you'll have to surf the net.
> Grandma's surfing on the net, you bet.
> She is surfing on the net.
> We've been calling her all morning, and we haven't got her yet.
> She's on the E-mail network, with her electronic friends.
> If you want to talk to grandma, you'll have to surf the net.
>She's never surfed at Malibu, or caught a wave at Waikiki,
> She's never seen a surfboard: hang ten doesn't mean a thing.
> She's never met a beach-bum, Moon Doggie is just a pup.
> But when she heads for her computer, you know the surf is up.
>
> Grandma's getting older and her eyes are getting dim
> Her random access memory, is half of what it's been.
> When Saint Peter comes to call someday, She'll say I can't go yet.
> He'll have to wait for Grandma, cause she's surfing on the net.
>
> *·-..-·*·¤·*©*·¤·*·-..-·*
> She used to make us cherry pies, and call us on the phone
> She would talk to us for hours; now she leaves us all alone.
> We miss her homemade biscuits, and I'll make this little bet,
> If you want to contact Grandma, you'll have to surf the net.
> Grandma's surfing on the net, you bet.
> She is surfing on the net.
> We've been calling her all morning, and we haven't got her yet.
> She's on the E-mail network, with her electronic friends.
> If you want to talk to grandma, you'll have to surf the net.
>She's never surfed at Malibu, or caught a wave at Waikiki,
> She's never seen a surfboard: hang ten doesn't mean a thing.
> She's never met a beach-bum, Moon Doggie is just a pup.
> But when she heads for her computer, you know the surf is up.
>
> Grandma's getting older and her eyes are getting dim
> Her random access memory, is half of what it's been.
> When Saint Peter comes to call someday, She'll say I can't go yet.
> He'll have to wait for Grandma, cause she's surfing on the net.
>
> *·-..-·*·¤·*©*·¤·*·-..-·*
My 94 yr old uncle is big time into the Internet.
