For me it would be far more expensive to drive from Southern Indiana to Disney than flying. I would lose most everything in the divorce that would follow that kind of trip.
Obviously, I am not "getting" the in-joke/wink (unless the poster may be referring to the "adults only" establishments along I-75 in Florida, which are easily-ignored by me)...
For those who take their travel seriously, I am from the St. Louis area, which isn't too much different. I drove down (2 adults/1 child) two weeks ago, and here's how mine played-out...
Gas expenses were about $175 from home-WDW-home (that could be even less, now that gas prices in many locations along the KY/TN/GA route are now posting below $3 a gallon). For the record, my car was getting about 33 MPG on the route down.
To further cut costs on gas, I did something a little different - I went to Kroger and purchased $500 worth of Disney/fast food gift cards. The $500 purchase gave me quadruple points for Kroger gas purchases, which equated to two fill-ups discounted at $1 per gallon (my total savings was about $33 on gas). Also took advantage of Murphy USA's (
Walmart gas stations in the midwest/south) 10-cent a gallon discounts for the entire month of September.
As for my lodging, I do an overnight stop at my Dad's, which eliminates my expense for lodging (but, for everyone else, you could "go cheap" for 8 hours at about $40-$50 a night), or even rotate adult drivers every 6 hours, eliminating the need for overnight lodging, altogether.
Tolls are just a few bucks (on Florida's Turnpike and the state roads leading to WDW). I keep a Florida SunPass loaded with the bare minimum $ fir this.
Road food was a combination of fast food and a picnic basket full of snicky-snacks.
Also brought a small cooler with water/soda.
It can be done, and it can be done for way less than any airplane tickets if you plan ahead and scout-out deals.
On, and did I mention I had MY car to use any way I wanted to while I was there?
