Dorkapalooza 2006 - EPILOGUE on PAGE 15!!

Susan, Loving your report!!!!!! Really, really. You have a great way with telling a story. Looking forward to more.

Great to meet you at the Monday morning meet, and Jay is not only very handsome, he also has mad photography directing skillz!
 
Glad you are writing a report. Off to a great start.

What great guy you have there. Hope we get to see some more pics too.
 
I'm on-board for the Dorkapalooza! The title and how you got it is hilarious!!! :thumbsup2
 
If i ever start reading trip reports I'll be sure to put this on my list.
 

I love it AshClan!!!! Great title! Great Backstory!

But did you have Dorkapalooza t-shirts????
 
Gonna be BUSY... BUSY I say. There. I sad it.

Well... YOUR screenname may be someone else's favourite (Canadian style!) name around these here parts.

But...

I think YOUR trippie name is... MINE. My favourite. That is.

So... now we're FREAKIN' even. Steven. No offense to anyone named "Steven".

That was silli. FBI.

Heh heh.

Cheers, Mel.
 
Marita, NAB, Frick, Lou, Twinkie and Mel!

Thanks for joining in the fun!! I feel the pressure. To add some pictures (see below) and to try to be funny while imparting important but not always exciting details (not so much....).

Part Three is below :goodvibes
 
AshClan said:
Marita, NAB, Frick, Lou, Twinkie and Mel!

Thanks for joining in the fun!! I feel the pressure. To add some pictures (see below) and to try to be funny while imparting important but not always exciting details (not so much....).

Part Three is below :goodvibes
It is, huh??? :teeth:
 
Part 3: WL, and skipping, hugging, and screaming at Boma.

OKAY, so where were we? Oh yeah, pulling up to the WL with a very chatty driver from Brooklyn (I know, Rosie O’Donnell is from Long Island. They still sounded the same.) There are a bunch of people standing out there looking miserable. You know them....they are the Disneyfreude people. The ones who are leaving. And who hate us for arriving. AND who hate us even more because they thought this was their bus. For which they had evidently been waiting for a while. This one woman was NOT happy. “You mean she’s not picking us up?!” Well, so sorry lady, but I’ve got some checking in to do. Out of my way, please. And have a magical day. ;)

We were one of the first off the bus. Good thing, too, as that meant a not-too-long wait at the front desk, or so I hoped. We walked, hand in hand, through the sliding glass doors and into that beautiful lobby. I love this feeling! But I couldn’t bask in it for too long. A (half) bus load of people were coming up behind us. I went right over to the check-in line. Just a couple of people in front of us. Not too bad. I sent Jay over to watch cartoons. Okay, not really. But this is my schtick. I do front desks. Because I’m usually the one who made the ressie. He was right there with me, though. I was a little nervous. Hoping for some pixie dust, but realizing it was late in the day (4:20 p.m. to be exact). I did not have hope for our requested king-sized bed. But as long as we got a renovated room (Are they all renovated now? If so don’t tell me. I’ll feel stupid.), and a “higher” floor, per MommyP, all would be right with the world. And the World, too. The lady at the front desk, we’ll call her Bonnie Kindahelperish, pulls us up on the computer. Oh, she said, we have a package for you out back. Just a moment. I was excited, and nudged Jay. No, not just because of my liquids and gels that I sent to myself. ALSO because I was expecting a little sumpin sumpin from UtahMama, that wonderfully funny gift-giving, Diet Pepsi drinking DISer who sprinkled pixie dust all over the World when she was down there a few weeks ago. Sure enough, along with my UPS package, was a very prettily, Disney-font labeled package that I just KNEW was from UtahMama! I admit it, I was giddy. So, back to checking in. I asked about the King sized bed. “Oh, no, those were gone a long time ago!” says Bonnie. Yeah, well, I requested it a long time ago, but, whatever. No upgrade, a la ZZUB, either, but I wasn’t really expecting that, so that was okay. I knew we wouldn’t be spending much time in the room, so the view wasn’t all that important to me. We got 4th floor, pretty darn close to the back elevators, the ones by Roaring Forks and the pool and boat launch exit. Not bad at all. Our room was lovely. We had some camera issues (more later), so I don’t have pictures. Just look at the pics on ZZUB’s report. Our room kinda looked like that, but with two queen sized beds and not nearly as nice a view. The flat-screened, tv, yeah, the light switches in the bed posts (which took us about an hour to find!), yeah, the curved shower curtain rod, oh yeah. We went out onto the balcony. Looked down. Into a couple of little bubbling springs of water and lots of mud. It kinda smelled funny, too. But, from the room, you could just see trees, and the top of the Contemporary through a hole in the trees. Later that night,..... well, never mind, I’ll tell you about that when we get there. We were reasonably happy. And, when I opened UtahMama’s package, I was more happy. Because it had the cutest little note in there. On a notecard with a Cinderella’s castle hole punch, and two bags of yummy caramel apple taffy with lime green ribbon and lime green Home Depot Mickey paint samples with “UtahMama” written on them. Okay, was I descriptive enough? Again, I wanted to take pictures. But, the camera, well, didn’t work, so I feel the need to “paint” a picture, so to speak. It was fun to get a gift! And such a creative and thoughtful one, at that. Thanks UtahMama!! :hug:

Oh, oh, a few steps back here. I had a little stress about our park tickets. You see, I was planning to upgrade us to APs. Since we were “purchasing” the “free” dining package, there was a slight chance I’d have issues. My TA spoke with Disney Reservations about this, and they were less than helpful. She therefore called the WL directly and was told that we should get our park tickets separate from the room key/dining pass card thingy. This was repeated to me on two occasions when I called WL. I checked several times because I had seen some concerns posted on the DIS from people who were being refused the AP upgrade in combination with the free dining program. Made no sense to me, but it had been brought to my attention, so I was a bit concerned. Bonnie Kindahelperish looked at me like I had three heads when I explained it all to her. She had no intention of splitting anything up. She’d never heard of doing the park tix separately, and didn’t understand why I thought I might have issues. She referred me to the concierge further down at the front desk. Because they know more about tickets. Fine. We went over to them when we were done checking in, and they thought I was an idiot, too. That’s okay. I wasn’t offended. I just confirmed that I should be able to take these room key/dining pass/park ticket card thingies to a Guest Services window at any park and have it taken care of. They assured me that there would be no problem, but that it was probably a good idea to do it prior to using the tickets for admission to a park. Okay, fine. I decided we would stop at the MK before heading out to Boma. That would save us time in the morning.

Now, we were a couple of hours behind schedule. Mainly due to our earlier-cited flight schedule change. It was about 4:45 p.m. or so, I think, and we had promised to try to get to AKL to see “the girls” at about 6:15. (Our ADR was at 7:20 p.m.) But first, I had a phone call to make. Drebert and Latoberg were staying at the WL and were heading out soon to MNSSHP. I was going to TRY to see them in their costumes before they left, but I thought I’d be here earlier. I called Dre and she told me they were just leaving. Since I had to hustle to get ready for Boma, and they were planning to ride EE with us in the a.m. anyway, we decided to meet up at the bus stop the next morning. 7:45 a.m. to be exact. Can never be too early for EE! I also figured that gave her another day for the antibiotics to kick in. Latoberg (a.k.a., Lacto) had posted on M2 (the current Maelstrom thread) the night before that Dre had been diagnosed with strep throat. I was hoping not to catch anything..... (J/K, Dre, LY/MI)!

Now that that was settled, I began the makeup and hair refreshing routine and changed out of my travel clothes and into a little all-purpose black stretchy dress from Old Navy that packs really well in a carry-on and is super comfy. All told, it took us about ½ hour or so to freshen up, plus another 15 minutes or so to unpack our carry-on. Keep in mind, when I say “us”, I mean “me”. Jay just kinda sat there and watched me. He might’ve brushed his teeth. But that was it. No changes or fixes for him. Sometimes (not often, but sometimes) I wish I was a guy.

We hustled down to the boat dock to go over to MK. The boat waits were never long. However, we NEVER, the whole trip, got a boat that went straight to MK. EVERY MK boat we took stopped at Fort Wilderness first. I do not think that this is the norm. Lacto implied that it depended on the time of day. But, for us, it never happened. Our boat trips to the MK always took at least 20 minutes. Minor inconvenience. Not a trip destroying event, or anything. So, we got over to MK. Went to Guest Services awash in a semi-stampede of costumed MNSSHP revelers. But they were all going into the park. We just needed Guest Services. Jay had to stop to get his backpack searched, but I went on ahead and was promptly waited on by a lovely young woman. I told her that I wanted to upgrade our 5 day passes to APs. She didn’t flinch, said “no problem” and went about her business. She explained that she would have to remove the park tickets from the card and put them on a separate AP “paper” ticket. That was fine. She then asked for our credit card and charged us the difference. I think it was something like $170 each. Now, way back at the beginning of my trip planning, I had figured out exactly what this upgrade was going to cost. However, that was before I decided to get us BOTH APs (originally, I was just going to get one for myself...long story) and before the Disney money-making machine decided to raise ticket prices for the 2nd time this year. So I wasn’t sure what, exactly, the price difference was supposed to be today. $170 sounded just a smidge high. So, I asked the sweet young thing, just to clarify in my mind, what the price difference was between a 5-Day Non-Expiring Park Hopper and an AP. She paused a sec, and then gave me a little “oops” face, and said she owed me some money. She had missed the fact that we had already paid for Non-Expiring. So, after a little work on the computer, and a couple of questions to another CM, she processed a $114.00 or so credit for me. (Aside: I did not take any notes on this trip. Details such as exact charges and credits may not be right. I’m working from memory.) At any rate, it just goes to show. Pay attention!! In all, the whole process took about 15 minutes, tops. Off we went to the AKL bus. Feeling, for some reason, that we had just saved money. And very happy that the whole AP switch went pretty smoothly.

On the bus, my phone rang. It was Horsegirl, telling us that they would be at the AKL pool bar instead of Victoria Falls. I told her that we were on the bus, and should be there shortly. This was a LONG bus ride. I was amazed at how far away the AKL seemed. It’s a lovely hotel, though not too dramatically different from the WL (same architect and all). But I don’t know that I’d want to stay there without a car. It’s pretty much all busses, all the time. And those bus rides can get long. Anywho, we arrived. We strolled through the lovely lobby, and down the stairs, past Victoria Falls, past Boma (with a really long check-in line), and out to the pool. And we walked around, found the bar, walked around some more, and could not find the girls. I called Horsey. Voicemail. I called Sheridac. Voicemail. Which is really weird, because she always answers her phone on the first or second ring. In fact, I had never heard her VM message before. And, I’m a little embarrassed to say, I started talking to it, thinking it was her. Until I realized that it was VM. I stopped abruptly, hoping Jay hadn’t noticed me make a fool of myself. He probably did, but he was nice enough not to act like he had. (In other words, he refrained from laughing at me...) We had been ditched! I was puzzled. We asked a CM if there was more than one pool bar. Nope. We decided to head back in. Although it was about 45 minutes before our ADR, Jay decided to check us in. Then, my phone rang. It was Horsey. They had been seated already. Evidently, they were getting settled, perhaps had ordered a drink or two, and she all-of-a-sudden remembered that we were meeting them at the pool. “I have to call Susan!”, said she. So, yeah, we kinda had gotten ditched. But it was an accident. I think. I told her we were right there and I walked over to the restaurant entrance, trying to see them, while talking to her. I couldn’t really hear what she was saying (found out later it was “Are you wearing a black dress?”), and I couldn’t see them. WHEN, all of a sudden, I see this little Irish pixie girl catapulting herself into the air, arms high about her head. Literally, she just POPPED up from the sea of restaurant-goers that I was scanning. Jay even saw it from his place at the check in desk several feet beyond me. Sheridac, of course. She came running, screaming, hugging, etc., followed shortly by Horsey, Jamal, and Grammyof2. It was so fun to see everyone! Of course, the minute Sher was done greeting me, she demanded to be directed to Jay. I pointed him out waaay over at the check-in, and she proceeded to run over to him, arms flapping away. I said to the others “He’s not gonna know what hit him!” According to Sher, though, he was “very gracious”. I should mention here, that Sher was kinda the first DIS “personality” that Jay became familiar with during the trip planning. Anytime I mentioned her, he’d say, "she’s the flirt, right?". She was also trying her best to get shoes for Cali Grille that would let her be “tall enough” for Jay. As you can see, it was a lost cause.

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Yes, even standing on a chair, Sheridac is an inch or two shorter than Jay. Ha! Those would’ve had to have been some stilt-like shoes!!

So, back to the excitement. We got to meet & greet everyone, and it was so fun to see them all in person. Also met Sher’s friend B, Jami’s friends M & S, and Grampyof2!! We were all trying our best to use “real” names, but then Grammy introduced herself to Jay as “Grammy”, so that one kinda stuck for the weekend. She didn’t seem to mind too much! We then posed for a quick picture before we went to our own little table for 2.

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Looks like fun, doesn’t it?! It WAS!! Do you need a map? Okay, from left to right: Grammy, Horsey, Jami's 2 friends (#7 & #1), Jay, Me, Jami, Sheridac, Sher's friend B, and Grampy!!

The great thing about this meal was that, because it’s a buffet, we were bumping into each other every time we went up to get more food. And, we did get up to get more food frequently! It was really yummy. Even Jay, who is a bit picky, found plenty to eat. Between the steak and chicken, rice, potatoes, salads, etc., he had plenty to choose from. I eat just about anything, so I had even more choices! And I ate several desserts, too. I think I actually ate more than him that night..... (Note: Tried the oft-lauded zebra domes. They were okay. Not something I’d write home about. I preferred some other chocolate thing I ate. Can’t remember the specifics...sorry!) Got a nice big pot of really hot water with 3 or 4 tea bags, too. For a tea drinker, that’s a big deal. Our waitress won me over with that one!

We did a little musical chairs, too. I went over to chat with the rest of the crew while Sher visited with Jay. Jay and Grampy had a few conversations, too. The heads of the poor “non-Disers”, especially M, S, & B, must’ve been spinning. But they were very friendly, too, and we all got along famously. It felt like we were all old friends almost immediately. I had a good feeling about the rest of this weekend!

Little aside: We paid for this meal, as we needed to use two TS credits for Cali on Sunday night. We later found out that this got messed up, and they charged us TS credits instead of charging the bill to our card. It wasn’t a big deal, and we got it fixed eventually (after a couple of times visiting the concierge), but I heard from others that this happens a lot. So watch your credits. Jay claims that he would’ve caught it when it happened, except he was paying while Sher was visiting, and he got a bit confuzzled. So, it was her fault!! Flirt!

A couple of hours later, we said our good nights and headed back to the WL. We were tired from the long day of travel and running around, and knew we’d need to rest up for the remainder of the weekend. Again, it was a loooonnnnngggg bus ride back to the MK. Boat ride wasn’t bad, though, as the WL is the first stop when you’re leaving the MK. Very shortly after getting back to the room, we heard some “BOOM” noises from Wishes. Jay said, “Think we can see the fireworks from here?” I thought that was unlikely. But, lo and behold, we could!! A little obstructed by the trees, but not a bad view at all. Unfortunately, though, we were out of earshot of the Wishes music. Cool, though, nonetheless. And...this was the only night we would be “home” early enough to enjoy this spectacle. The craziness was about to begin......

Stay tuned for Saturday - EE, Volcanos, Pineapples and Wishes from the Beach!
 
FIRST!!! At last!!

I can sooo picture the running/jumping/hugging/flapping! Because I saw it too! On a different occasion. Jay is a very good sport.

You are doing a faboo job, Ash. Covering all the deets and all. We'll have to try Boma sometime ... been there for breakfast but I'm not a big breakfast fan.
 
OMG Ash - I am high on Nyquil. Took too much and can't sleep :rolleyes1

1st - Did I say I was Grammy??? :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Did Jay call me that??? Was I there???? Jay and John talked??????? I was very excited and missed all of that :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

But Borg on the Zebra domes. Just OK. But the soup,ummmmm I loved the soup. The coconut something with the seafood. It was banging :banana:

And may I just say I didn't dump you, cause I didn't even know you where on your way till we were all looking for you in the little black dress :teeth:
 
Another Dork here. Loved getting to meet you both at Epcot. I am having so much fun getting to hear about the stuff that happened before we got to Orlando!! Your Jay is a sweety for subjecting himself to all of "us." So mad props to him!

More! More!
 
AshClan said:
called Sheridac. Voicemail. Which is really weird, because she always answers her phone on the first or second ring. In fact, I had never heard her VM message before.
I'm soooo sorry about that. I was working my mad skillz. Turning an ADR for 3 into an ADR for 5. And taking that ADR for 5 plus another ADR for 3 and turning them into ONE ADR for 8. You'll have to wait until, oh, let's say Chapter 11(ish) to hear about that!!!!

WHEN, all of a sudden, I see this little Irish pixie girl catapulting herself into the air, arms high about her head. Literally, she just POPPED up from the sea of restaurant-goers that I was scanning. Jay even saw it from his place at the check in desk several feet beyond me. Sheridac, of course. She came running, screaming, hugging, etc., followed shortly by Horsey, Jamal, and Grammyof2. It was so fun to see everyone!
OH!!!! It sooooo was!!!!!!!

Of course, the minute Sher was done greeting me, she demanded to be directed to Jay. I pointed him out waaay over at the check-in, and she proceeded to run over to him, arms flapping away. I said to the others “He’s not gonna know what hit him!” According to Sher, though, he was “very gracious”. I should mention here, that Sher was kinda the first DIS “personality” that Jay became familiar with during the trip planning. Anytime I mentioned her, he’d say, she’s the flirt, right?
Now. You know he was DYING to meet me!!!!

She was also trying her best to get shoes for Cali Grille that would let her be “tall enough” for Jay. As you can see, it was a lost cause.

chrisandjay.jpg


Yes, even standing on a chair, Sheridac is an inch or two shorter than Jay. Ha! Those would’ve had to have been some stilt-like shoes!!
Hey!!! No fair!!!! I'm barefoot!!!!

I LOVE this pic!!!!

Little aside: We paid for this meal, as we needed to use two TS credits for Cali on Sunday night. We later found out that this got messed up, and they charged us TS credits instead of charging the bill to our card. It wasn’t a big deal, and we got it fixed eventually (after a couple of times visiting the concierge), but I heard from others that this happens a lot. So watch your credits. Jay claims that he would’ve caught it when it happened, except he was paying while Sher was visiting, and he got a bit confuzzled. So, it was her fault!! Flirt!
Is it MY fault Jay wasn't paying attention??? Or, that he WAS paying attention?? To Sher??? :teeth:
 
Great job Ash!!!!!


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ASH!! My sweet friend, I read this three times before I posted. See, I had to read up on your back story more than some of the others cause, as I've said, those of you who are TR rookies have a huge advantage on TR veterans. We have told you ALL about us and we have to get to know you here! Capish? Thought so.

It WAS interesting to watch #1, #7, Grampy, B, and Jay that first night. They seemed a bit bedazzled by our shared borg-ness. By the next night, though, all were assimilated and you couldn't pick a newbie for trying! Nothing like a big African buffet and a plateful of desserts to brush off inhibitions.

I loved reading about the AP conversion. You have some mad math skillz, girl!! I know where to turn when i need to turn my pennies into gold.

And UtahMama!!! UMa!! That is soooo nice! Props to you for generosity.

Great job, baby! Keep it coming!!
 
Love this report even if Jay called me a dork. Actually I am a dork (shhh, don't tell).

Jay was a great sport and very charming. I can see the bumper stickers already, "Mr Ashclan 2012"

Love the photo of Sher on the chair.
 
Susan!!! (feels "weird" calling you by your real-life name!)

I'm so glad you liked your taffy surprise! I had watched them pull it in the factory, pretty fun to watch...so I was scared it would be dry by the time you got it! It WAS fresh and gooey at one point! But it's FUN to leave a little pixie dust to someone just arriving!!!

SO? THIS trip report has me GLUED because I've grown attacthed to y'all! So it's fun to read all about your collective FUN!

YOU are SO beautiful! Well, you ALL are! Is Sher like teeny-tiny or is Jay 7 feet tall, or both???

Cant wait to read more! I hope you slept at some point!
 
Susan, love your report, all those details and descriptions!!
 








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