Donald Duck Arrested for Driving Drunk

[Justin Jett]

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-donald-duck-arrested-for-dui-txt,0,1666369.story

 

[DVCsince02]

Poor guy was probably teased his whole life.

 

[Luv2Camp]

Oh my...What were his parents thinking naming him that?! I don't think any amount of alcohol or weed would make him forget he's named Donald Duck!

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

Wow, Why would the news feel the need to do that. Report the story if you must but dont make fun of the guys name. thats just low

 

[kaligal]

I saw that on the news and thought, "His name is the reason he drinks. A lifetime of teasing."

 

[mikelan6]

I would have changed my name so fast ....

 

[Luv2Camp]

I would have changed my name so fast ....

I think if I was named Donald Duck, I would have changed it to Mickey Mouse!

 

[kaligal]

I especially like how the guy pulls out a bag of pot while he's looking for his license. "I know it's here somewhere, officer...oops."

Not the sharpest crayon in the box, that one. But neither is the other Donald Duck!

 

[hildarumpole]

The headline is the only amusing thing about this story. It's actually very sad and scary. There's nothing comical about a repeat dui driver, no matter the name. The cop said he's a "frequent flyer" with multiple drunk driving convictions. It's lucky he hasn't hurt or killed anyone. He should be in jail, not driving around risking the lives of everyone in his community. Shame on the nitwit reporter for making light of the whole situation.

 

[sjsjbrook]

What the heck was the Attack Cat part all about.?!? Seemed very very odd.

 

[*NikkiBell*]

You know his parents named him that as a cruel joke.

 

[WaltD4Me]

ITA, the reporter shouldn't be making light of it, no matter what the guy's name is. Multiple arrests for DUI. He should be questioning why this guy is still out on the street.

 

[Joshua_me]

I would have changed my name so fast ....

Me, too. To something more sensible like, 'Daffy' or 'Aflac'.

 

[JamieSimms91]

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-donald-duck-arrested-for-dui-txt,0,1666369.story

Thank you for posting this story. I fought it was pretty funny even though it was a serious offense but how cool is it to have your name as "Donald Duck"