Does anyone know Maxine?

[browneyes]

A Few Of Maxine's Quotable Quips:

"I can't use a cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."

"If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road."

"I'm not so much goofing off as impersonating upper management."

"My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

"I'm willing to put in longer hours at work. As long as they're lunch hours."

"My soul's had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate."

"Know what tastes great on veggie burgers? Lettuce, tomato and beef."

“Do it my way… or do it my other way!”

 

[floridaminnie]

Funny!

 

[piratesmate]

I love Maxine!

Every time I see her, though, I think of my grandmother. Not because of the things she "does" or her attitudes, but because she looks a lot like my grandmother did. My mother is highly offended by it (even though Gram was her MIL) but my sister's & I really think she looks like Gram.

Deb

 

[Wagamama]

I love Maxine!! Her greeting cards are hilarious!!

 

[Lachesis00]

They use to do a weekly or daily cartoon of her. No more I emailed Ucomics and the guy who did Maxine retired and pulled her line. I was told Hallmark no longer sells her but my mom just got me Maxine pushpins LOL. Maybe they are just selling whatever is leftover.

Makes me sad b/c Maxine was my favourite.

 

[lulubelle]

I love her, too. I buy the Bounty paper towels with her sayings on them. They are blurbs relating to coffee in the morning and cooking. I really enjoy them! (sometimes it's the little things in life )

 

[lulubelle]

I love her, too. I buy the Bounty paper towels with her sayings on them. They are blurbs relating to coffee in the morning and cooking. I really enjoy them! (sometimes it's the little things in life )

 

[Lachesis00]

 

[nativetxn]

Maxine is a hoot. She reminds me of my own mother, except my mother doesn't look like that

 

[tater bug]

Good ones Shannon. Each one could apply to my life at one time or another!

 

[Hnymoon@Dixie]

I love Maxine! I always look for her cards when I buy them!

Browneyes, Where was that pic of the waterfall taken in your signature? Is it in WDW????? It looks wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!