Does anyone ever really read what RASH writes?

[Rash]

If you're reading this, you must choose option 1.

 

[lllovell]

nuts - you got me - I choose 1 because I peeked!!! (am I redeemed now? )

 

[OneMoreTry]

You left out the option -- "Who's RASH?"

 

[MJTinNH]

 

[Rash]

nuts - you got me - I choose 1 because I peeked!!! (am I redeemed now? )

I'm still hurt by the cooties comment.

 

[greenban]

I love my Rash!!!

Especially since no antibiotic, antifungual or antiviral has sucessfully removed or even supressed it. My motto, learn to accept what you can not change.

-Tony

Plus, no one and I mean NOBODY brews a homebrew Haldol like Rash does at our psychiatric facility!

Shhhhh, here comes nurse Ratchet.......

And let me clear up any misconceptions, I do LOVE my Rash, no don't get mr started on Exzema, Seborrhea, or the heart break of Psoriasis!

 

[Tooneric]

We interrupt this post for a brief presentation of our Saturday Morning Bad Poetry Corner. Today we feature the wonderfully touching lyrics of the television series many of us so fondly remember, Mr. Ed.

I hope you enjoy today's selection. Signed, The Bad Poet.

A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed!"

 

[Rash]

 

[idratherbeinwdw]

Mwahaha I was the first one to choose option 3. So here's fair warning, if you see a bunch of guys in Kilts closing in on you you'd better run!

Mar'

 

[Tooneric]

Spoken in a rather naying, horse like voice, "Wilburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

 

[Tooneric]

Hey, why is the poll closed? I'm not finished voting. I had a couple of dozen more to cast.

 

[Rash]

It's only closed to non-talking horses.

 

[Tooneric]

I'm speechless.

 

[Rash]

I'm speechless.

The poll results thus far indicate, as I suspected, that DVC has a fairly sizable talking horse membership. SSR owners I'm guessing? All I can say is - Welcome Home NEIGH-bors!

 

[athenna]

The poll results thus far indicate, as I suspected, that DVC has a fairly sizable talking horse membership. SSR owners I'm guessing? All I can say is - Welcome Home NEIGH-bors!

I like that-Hello NEIGH-bors! That's how I think I'll start congratulating the newbies from now on. They'll think I'm nuts, but it will be funny to me.

 

[Tooneric]

The poll results thus far indicate, as I suspected, that DVC has a fairly sizable talking horse membership. SSR owners I'm guessing? All I can say is - Welcome Home NEIGH-bors!

 

[lllovell]

Do horses HAVE cooties?

 

[athenna]

Do horses HAVE cooties?

No, I like horses, it was just a funny play on words, because SSR's theme is horses.

 

[lllovell]

No, I like horses, it was just a funny play on words, because SSR's theme is horses.

hahaha - sorry, but I was refering to me saying Rash had cooties (and apparently my words have left him with deep wounds), but now that he is a confirmed horse, I am not sure he can even HAVE cooties!

 

[athenna]

hahaha - sorry, but I was refering to me saying Rash had cooties (and apparently my words have left him with deep wounds), but now that he is a confirmed horse, I am not sure he can even HAVE cooties!