Does anyone else have "off" weeks?!?

[MScott1851]

Does anyone else have CLUMSY weeks, not just episodes? DH swears I have a little black cloud following me. Just listen to this:

1) Saturday night, DH and I were walking to catch the water taxi at Universal when I stepped off the curb, landed squarely on both knees in the MUD, ripping my brand new Miss Sixty jeans. Mind you, this was on the way OUT for the evening, not on the way in.

2) The next day I was huddling in the Tampa airport with the rest of the Jeanne refugees and I tripped in the food court and spilled my soda onto a lady's carryon bag.

3) Yesterday I backed out of the garage and ran over the garbage can that BFI had so lovingly thrown into the middle of my driveway, ripping the bumper away from the right rear side of my Explorer

4) I was at Cracker Barrel last night and spilled a whole bowl of cole slaw into my lap in front of God and everybody.

5) I just slipped and fell on a throw rug in the hallway running to answer the phone.

I am supposed to go back to work tonight. Please pray for my patients and co-workers that a water main doesn't burst or something equally unfortunate!

 

[binny]

Oh yeah... youre not alone. You should see the bruise on my ankle from where I kicked myself moving furniture dh said " do you need to go the ER? that looks nasty!"

no thanks... Im embarrassed enough

I am also covered in Coffee coloured paint ( wanna see what my living room looks like now? heres my right arm... the trim looks like my left arm...)


You arent alone...

Hope today is a better day for you!

 

[Missy1961]

No, you're not alone....my family swears I trip over lines painted on the street.

 

[coliebird]

Add me to the list of people that trip over air. I constantly stub toes, bang my knees into tables, etc.

At Disney a couple of years ago, we were in Cosmic Rays. I couldn't wait to have my hotdog. I tripped on the way to the table and my soda spilled all over my food.

 

[NMAmy]

I'm a klutz, too, although I'm getting better with age. I'm embarassed to tell you, though, I fell down the stairs at our last home not once, not twice, but three times!

Thank goodness I haven't done it at this house yet--there's a tile floor and a freestanding fireplace at the end of the stairs! DH, for a while, was threatening to just leave a big pile of pillows at the bottom of the stairs.

 

[mickeyboat]

Count me in as a member of Klutzes R Us!

My DH swears I passed this gene along to my DD. I think she walks around at all times with her eyes closed.

Denae