Do you have a favorite Simpson's Quote?

[Wishydoo]

After being informed of what "WWJD" stands for,
Homer remarked..

"I always thought it meant What Would Gepetto Do".

LOL...I couldn't stop giggling about that one for some reason...especially when you say it out loud, hehe.

Do you have a favorite Simpson's quote?

 

[shep]

D'oh...

 

[KaterBell]

Chief Wiggum's son:

"My cats breath smells like cat food."

and Homer :

"HA! I get jokes"

 

[Steve H.]

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Uh... Somewhere in the back.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Marge: Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win.
***Homer: There you go again, always taking someone else's side. Flanders, the water department, God...

 

[Steve H.]

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

 

[oldkicker]

Homer is making beer and whiskey in the basement while Springfield is under prohibition. An explosion occurs as Homer is leaving. Marge confronts Homer and asks if he is making liquor in the basement.

Homer replies, "Marge - I'm not gonna lie to you."

and he leaves.

Cracks me up every time.

 

[MosMom]

Homer: But Marge, it's my life's dream!
Marge: Homer! Your life's dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and you did that last summer!

or

Homer: Mmmmm Hog Fat

or

The Sherree Bobbins song..(to the "just a spoonful of sugar" theme)

Flanders: He's not perfect, but the lord says love thy neighbor
Homer: Shut up Flanders
Flanders: Okily Dokily Doooooo


Geesh, I can't even pick a favorite...

There are countless Ralph quotes I love but can't think of any right now too!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I don't watch often but DS said to post this.

Jail Warden: Look, a unicorn in space, what's it breathing?
Homer: Air
Jail Warden: There's no air in space
Homer: There's an air and space museum.

(say it out loud an you'll get it.)

 

[Micca]

Homer unwittingly chugs a bottle of liquid smoke. When Marge points out what he has just done...Homer: "mmmmmmmm liquid smoke".

Also when Bart is asked by his teacher to give an example of a paradox, Bart replies: "damned if you do, damned if you don't".

 

[Mish19]

"Mmmm, 64 slices of american cheese"

"Me lose brain?! That's unpossible!"
This is my favorite!
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? "

It's so hard to choose!

 

[wdw4us]

Homer and that Chief Wiggum in the cruiser:

I"ll hold you if you hold me.


The guy who drinks too much:

My heart stopped...................................................

Uh, there it goes......



Homer: Bed goes up, Bed goes down, Bed goes up, Bed goes down....


Homer - pulling the pigs tail:

it's curly,
it's staight

its curly
it;s straight

it's curly
it's straight.

Dad, I don't think the pig likes that.

Owww!, Pig bites Homer's hand.



denise

 

[Wishydoo]

These are all so good!

 

[lisajl]

I've posted this before..but it is still my fave.

Cletus takes the wife and umpteen kids to the drive in.

Wife says, "Cletus why did we have to park by my parents?"

Cletus, "Dang honey, they is my parents too."!!!!


Love it~~

Lisajl

 

[Nagle]

At Itchy & Scratchy World, when confronted by the out of control animatronics

Nobody ruins my family vacations except ME! And maybe the boy!


When meeting Bart's *Big Brother*

Homer-I'm Homer Simpson
BB- The drunken gambler?
Homer- Why yes and who might you be?

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

So many wonderful quotes...

"Ummm...64 slices of American Cheese."

"I bent my wookie."

The entire "See My Vest" song "See my sweater, Irish Setter."

"Yvan eth Nioj."

Every episode has something special!

 

[aprincessmom]

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
--Homer Simpson



It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
--Homer Simpson


Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!

Homer: Arty, you saved my life ... now I believe there's a little business of a million dollars.
Marge : You can't take his money.
Homer : I can't take HIS money. I can't bring my OWN money. I've to work for money. Why don't I just lie down and die?

 

[bratus913]

Homer chanting:

"I am so smart: S-M-R-T!!!" pause "I mean S-M-A-R-T!"



Homer Rules!!!

 

[manchurianbrownbear]

"Drink the water Lisa."

Homer after eating the bride and groom off the top of a wedding cake: "Mmmmmm, pointy>"

Here is a link to Troy McClure's films. Hilarious!

http://www.snpp.com/guides/troy.mcclure.html

 

[bliss4us]

Here's one:

Ralph: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my darn finger outta there."

Makes me giggle every time I think of it. That, and the time he called a rat a "pointy kitty."

Hee hee hee...

Daisy

 

[rajak73]

First is not a quote but, when Homer has his jaw wired shut and he sucking the piece of steak up his nose.

The quote from the same one, Homer and the mule going after Marge and the mule slows down, Homer, in a Popeye voice says, "I need fuel for me mule, Gas for me a**" cracks me up every time.

DW just reminded me of what I and DS do when we are ready to go out. We stamp our feet back and forth and say "Come on Marge, were missing the cookoff!"