Here are a couple at the top of my 'noodle':
REAL WORD~~SANDRA WORD
pernickety = perSnickety
organized = orgaZZed
I also call everybody BUDDY.
I annoyingly say "In Sandra World...." a lot.
I give EVERYONE dumb nicknames:
There is a lady who walks all over my neighbourhood, but goes nowhere ~ I call her Walking Lady.
Anytime we are at a theme park which requires a map, I call dh Map Boy.
As a matter of fact, I attach the word BOY to everything dh does. Today he is BIKE BOY (he's out cycling), later he'll be SHOWER BOY, followed by TAKE ME TO DINNER BOY, then finally NAP BOY!
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