Disney's response to MB threads (with apologies to Howard Ashman)

[schoonersky]

My dear DISboards fans, it is with deepest fear and greatest anxiety that we welcome you today. And now we invite you to wake up at 6AM, let us pull up your reservation as the Walt Disney World Resort proudly presents - your vacation! Be our test! Be our test! Magic Bands will make you stressed Strap this bracelet 'round your wrist, my dear, And we mess up the rest. FP+, ADR, Be Our Guest, it has a bar? Try the Dole Whip while youre queuing while reserving Wishes viewing. Mickey talks! Theres Gaston! Will that Hat ever be gone? Though construction here is frustrating at best, Go on, take out your Amex, Glow those ears and then youll Be our test Oui, our test Be our test! Soarin high Rock n roll Marvel at our crowd control Do prepare and say a prayer it's cooler than the ozone hole, Take a boat Take a bus Stay off site, that's fine with us If you're flying by a red-eye You can soon become a Jedi Lovin bugs! Crocs and snakes! Please don't swim in any lakes And from AoA straight up to BLT You'll see our pixie dust If, like, as we've discussed You'll be our test, (We've confessed There are things to be addressed!) Be our test! Be our test! Be our test! DHS is crazy Since your husband's kind of lazy And your bus pulled in a quarter after ten Ah, those good old days when it was empty Suddenly, those good old days... were when? Ten years, you weren't worried Now you're only feeling hurried Now you're mystified, adjusting all your plans Most nights you just watch Illuminations Open up this doorway And you're drinking around Norway Be our test! Be our test! Just ignore that Disney Quest! It's been years since Pleasure Island closed it's gates And we're distressed Meet the dwarves in the mine, And you'll get to skip the line You don't have to be a scholar Let us help you spend your dollar Day by day, night by night, That parade, electric light! Then go back to your resort and be impressed! It's all just trial and error Ride the Tower of Terror! Be our test! Be our test! Be our test! Please, be our test!

Love it!

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[blumski]

Funny, love it! We actually had ZERO glitches our 8 days there with our magic bands.
Don't get me started on Photopass+ which I "did not" opt in to testing for but paid good money for the mess I now have....and we only let the photographer scan the card, not the bands for our photos.

 

[vinotinto]

Thank you! We (collectively here at Disboards) needed that.

 

[AmyB2006]

That.was.awesome!

I am a little "disappointed" that there wasn't a reference to the 'gray bands' and something rhyming with 'delicious'. That would have taken the cake!

 

[jlm196]

Best post I have ever read!

 

[butterflygirl812]

OMG! I have tears running down my legs I laughed so hard!

I laughed at the song, then laughed at this!

 

[Ninja Mom]

Great job! Thank you for cooking this up!


~NM

 

[pigletto]

Absosmurfly Wonderful

 

[Sheilby]

Fabulous, thanks for sharing!

I am trying hard to resist waking up my kids just to sing them this song.

Did anyone not sing the whole thing in their head when reading it? I don't think it is possible to avoid singing it.

 

[Katelly]

Just saw this.....brilliant!!!

 

[hivemama]

You totally made my night lol! Im sitting here dealing with severe mommy-guilt :'( having just dropped my kids off to grandma while dh and i go to wdw for a week without them. Thanks for a much needed laugh!

 

[LimeCordial]

That was awesome!

 

[DisneyHeather]

Fabulous, thanks for sharing!

I am trying hard to resist waking up my kids just to sing them this song.

Did anyone not sing the whole thing in their head when reading it? I don't think it is possible to avoid singing it.

I agree it's impossible to read it without singing it in your head

 

[Jennasis]

So. Much. Win.

 

[bjakmom]

You summed it up perfectly!!

 

[chemnerd09]

That made my morning. Count me as one of the ones who was singing it.

 

[PrettyFlower2]

Awesome!

 

[HM]

Your talent is showing.

 

[kmb584]

 

[kim_o]

Thanks for sharing. It was fabulous!