Dr. Hans Reinhardt - The Black Hole? That was an oldie!!
"Guaranteed not to tear, wear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time sixty-six percent!"
Who said: "Until tomorrow, when the same thing happens all over again... because yesterday is today, and today is tomorrow, and it'll all be the same day in and day out!"