Disney jokes!!

[PrincessJordynx]

how many straight male character performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
idk how many?
both of them!
hahaha

how do you get pikachu on a bus?
poke-em-on!
hahaha
yes i know thats not disney but its funny.

mickey and minnie are in divorce court and the judge says, "you say your wife is crazy?"
and mickey says, "no i said she's F****** GOOFY!"
hahaha

Soo if any of these are "offensive" to you...sorry. It's a joke. Like ha-ha.
Any way... Add your own if you have them! =D

 

[Amanda_the_awesome]

haha
I liked the one about the character performers thats a good one lol

 

[Simple_Motions]

how many straight male character performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
idk how many?
both of them!
hahaha

how do you get pikachu on a bus?
poke-em-on!
hahaha
yes i know thats not disney but its funny.

mickey and minnie are in divorce court and the judge says, "you say your wife is crazy?"
and mickey says, "no i said she's F****** GOOFY!"
hahaha

Soo if any of these are "offensive" to you...sorry. It's a joke. Like ha-ha.
Any way... Add your own if you have them! =D

Arent those the ones Kristen and Holden told on TheGoofyPhoneCall? XD

 

[GiggleGoddess]

Arent those the ones Kristen and Holden told on TheGoofyPhoneCall? XD

They indeed are!

 

[PrincessJordynx]

yes they are hilarious!!! i found the website they got them on and i thought everyone should hear them