***Disney Design Addict's Chit Chat,Designs and Pixie Dust! Everybody WELCOME!*** Part 5

[rosiejo]

It seems to be the slang that confuses all of us.

However, don't forget to add "easy peasie, lemon squeezie" to your vocabulary.

Only if you promise to get "Bob's your uncle" into a sentence at some point tomorrow

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Hi Marti - we don't actually use HP - we're ketchup people - but I'm sure the bottle still has the houses of parliament on it - they've just been running a big ad campaign on tv for it.

I can try and send you some if you like?

Thanks Clare! But before you do that, I want to take a picture of the old bottle and the new one so that if you only have the new one you won't have wasted your time - I'll probably get to it late tonight (while you are sleeping) so check back tomorrow.

Thanks so much!!!!

 

[rosiejo]

Thanks Clare! But before you do that, I want to take a picture of the old bottle and the new one so that if you only have the new one you won't have wasted your time - I'll probably get to it late tonight (while you are sleeping) so check back tomorrow.

Thanks so much!!!!

Ok sounds like a plan Batman

 

[disneyeveryyear]

Only if you promise to get "Bob's your uncle" into a sentence at some point tomorrow

Deal - does it count if I am talking to my niece?

 

[babytrees]

Kate -

Maybe you and your DH need a copy of this:

Ten Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One :

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two :

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three :

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during your date with my daughter, I will use my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely to your waist.

Rule Four :

I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five :

In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six :

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven :

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight :

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough for my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine :

Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten :

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car--there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face watching you from the window is mine.

I am going to print this in big letters and frame it as we the look backs(you know....when a guy looks once and then has to look back!! then they realize her mom is the one who just caught em doing that!!) for our 13 year old....who also happens to be my favorite Cassidy (she loves to say we named her after David Cassidy(we didn't!!))

 

[miss missy]

Well hi all!
Tfigs.. sorry your STILL sick, get well soon!
Tammi I still gotta read your trip report, hopefully it will be quiet at work tonight!
To you cooks... so outta my league, I am at a loss for cooling I'm jealous!

Everyone else HI THERE!

I got my tree down today, tomorow the rest is outta hea'
I am going out with my Mom for new years eve, dinner and thinking of seeing the movie :The family Stone" looking for a laugh these days!

 

[rosiejo]

Deal - does it count if I am talking to my niece?

DOh! Just got that - No it isn't!!!!

 

[disneyeveryyear]

Gotta go, my work day is done (as you can tell, I have been very busy today!)

See you all later.

 

[Tammi67]

Ok sounds like a plan Batman

See how Americanized you are becoming....

 

[rosiejo]

See how Americanized you are becoming....

Ah gee - I thought that was an english saying and I was trying to catch you all out again... best stick with Tea and Bob's your uncle

 

[Tammi67]

Day 4 added too. I'm on fire!!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=987072&page=2&pp=15

 

[rosiejo]

Day 4 added too. I'm on fire!!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=987072&page=2&pp=15

Hey don't get too far ahead I'm only upto day two

I'm off to bed now so I'll read your reports and catch up on the gossip in the morning.

 

[itslisa]

Ben's sayig hi!

 

[itslisa]

Hi, all. Just home from the doctor. I have pneumonia via the x-ray. On tons of meds including inhalers, strong antibiotics, decongestants, pain meds, and good cough syrup. I may not be around for a couple of days. DH and the kids are on antibiotics too.

Lots of pixie dust your way!
I hope you and everyone else feel better soon!

 

[itslisa]

New recipe: DDA grilled cheese sandwiches.

Would you believe I did this very same thing last night??????
I don't remember who the players were though .... other than myself

 

[itslisa]

I know it's the same language but there are so many words that you use that we don't and vice versa and words that mean different things to each of us - that we might as well be speaking in completely different tongues!

We can all be in the same country and not understand each other! LOL

Like ..... my bet is not everyone knows what a grinder, bubbler, or a cabinet are. (not all the same thing)

 

[mgkkgdm]

Whats Up Gang, Happy New Year Almost

 

[mgkkgdm]

Hey don't get too far ahead I'm only upto day two

I'm off to bed now so I'll read your reports and catch up on the gossip in the morning.

Clare, Happy NEW Year....


ETA Oh, and Bobs your Uncle

 

[miss missy]

 

[julia & nicks mom]

Denise - i am so sorry you have pneumonia - I had it two years ago and as soon as I went on the antibiotics I perked right up!! Hopefully you will feel much better tomorrow - I was somewhat tired for a few weeks but the I am going to die feeling went away pretty quickly with the medicine

Clare - I was thinking it would be cool to chat with you after midnight there but before Midnight here - I have never "talked" with someone living in a different year than me!!!