Brad and Angie!! Where? Where? Oh wait...I don't care.

Much rather see Bets and DIH!!
Well, this doesn't s*ck -

That is priceless. Poor friend Cheri. Enjoy the sunset tonight.
And answer my text messages every once in a while OK?
OK do all you peeps own scales? I refuse to have one in my house. They lie. I refuse to put up with liars. Won't have it I tell you.
Yes, next trip. Plan we must. How about Vegas for my Birthday in September! Anyone? Anyone? No kids though. Numero Uno Rulo. No peeplettes. And DHs. None of those either though we may love them so. They must stay home and watch leetle peeplettes.
Where should we stay? And I cannot go Labor Day weekend. Anyone?