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Jack, you have debauched my sloth.
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"I don't like my job"
When you have an "I don't like my job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer
section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson
and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed during your therapy. Change into very comfortable clothing, such
as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read
it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close
your eyes and repeat out loud one hundred times: "I am so glad I do not work
for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
Have a nice day and remember... there is always someone with a worse job
than yours.
When you have an "I don't like my job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer
section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson
and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed during your therapy. Change into very comfortable clothing, such
as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the
thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read
it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close
your eyes and repeat out loud one hundred times: "I am so glad I do not work
for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
Have a nice day and remember... there is always someone with a worse job
than yours.
