DH just did the ULTIMATE LGMH Heist

[sticker231]

When we move I will HAVE to get some stuff and liberate some LGMHs in my new local HD. Just a few more days!!!

 

[Davidsmommy]

I sent my dh yesterday! lol! He had to get lights for the tree anyway - so I was very sly, and said, "Can you pick me up some alien green mickey heads from the paint aisle as well?" He looked at me like I had six heads, but came home with about 10. He said it was good I specified alien green, since he was going to pick up a rainbow of colors....

 

[steffali]

That story was too funny When I sent my DH to HD he came back handed me a bunch of them and then told me I have a sickness

 

[Egg Power Plant]

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter ****
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.
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