Olaf
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- Apr 6, 2000
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This is probably "been there, seen that" for most of you, but I thought it was funny.
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"THINGY":
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
"VULNERABLE":
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
"COMMITMENT":
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
"ENTERTAINMENT":
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
"FLATULENCE":
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
"COMMUNICATION":
Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
"BUMM":
Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.
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____________________
"THINGY":
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
"VULNERABLE":
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
"COMMITMENT":
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
"ENTERTAINMENT":
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
"FLATULENCE":
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
"COMMUNICATION":
Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
"BUMM":
Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.
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