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What Would Walt Do?
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Originally posted by Testtrack321
Where is our good friend Barro anyway...
Dont pay the ransom!!! Ive escaped!!Originally posted by Peter Pirate
I think he's locked in a room with no windows and no doors, just going round and round and round...![]()
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And since I agree things have been VERY dull here lately, I thought Id give a reasonable answer to a reasonable question posed a few threads back. Maybe youll have some time on a lazy Autumn Sunday afternoon to read it and comment or give your own account.
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Ohanafamily,
Glad you asked! (Although you may not be!! A little longer than usual, Im afraid!! And if Im admitting it, you know its gotta be long!!

No.I have a question for you, have you ever met Ei$$ner?
Ah! Im glad you corrected yourself. Otherwise I would have had to. For I do not hate the man. Heck, if I met him, I may even like him. Ive found that most people in his position have at least a modicum of charm; otherwise they would never have gotten that far. It may be phony, but that is something you should judge only when you physically interact with someone. No! I do not hate him.you seem to ha...disrespect him so much!
However!! Yes, I do disrespect him. I first met him as many did. He saved Disney!!! I clearly remember an article I read at the time where he stated his views on the previous administration and specifically regarding the two resorts that were in WDW. He said, in a nutshell, that they were crazy!! He cited how they were proud of the fact that they were solidly booked, two years in advance, and that they had a 98% (or so, it may have even been 100%) rental rate, at any given time. He asked the interviewer what that fact alone told them. His answer was that it told him that they were grossly undercharging and seriously underdeveloped!! He stated that his goal was to have an 80% rental rate! And he was going to achieve that by hiking prices until the demand was at that level. And at the same time build more resorts!!
Well, I agreed with him, wholeheartedly!! I KNEW that the Poly in particular was very, very inexpensive and I fixated on the build more resorts aspect of the plan. I was EXCITED!! That was my major complaint about the Walker/Miller era. Stagnation! The five year plan simply ignored!! Now here was someone with vision!!
And I weathered the first price hike. Bit the bullet because I knew it was for the greater Disney good. And he made good on his promise. He built new resorts and water parks and mini-golf joints and Pleasure Island and Downtown Disney! And he created Little Mermaid, which is probably my least favorite now, but at the time it BLEW ME AWAY! WOW!! Revitalization!! Hooray!!!
And I found that it didnt stop there! They kept it up, and up, and up, and Until one day, I turned around and found I could no longer afford my beloved Poly! And I had more than doubled my salary (inflation included)!! WHOA!! I hadnt counted on that! But I was still an Ei$ner supporter. He was THEE man! After all, he saved MY Disney!!
And that great man even went one step further. He kindly and benevolently gave me a new place to stay that was in my price range. I totally ignored the fact that the Poly used to be easily within my price range. Instead I said to myself, This new place was Disney! How bad could it be!!??
So, I happily booked two weeks in the Caribbean!! And it was GREAT!! Not quite as great as the Poly, but it was still ah well Nice! Very, very nice. LESS, but nice!! And I contentedly, almost blissfully, went along my Disney way.
I visited the Floridian!! Not quite what I had in mind when he said he was going to build resorts, but I FORCED myself to LOVE it! My wife, who is a Disney nut as well, but has no background (not much of a reader) didnt like it all. When questioned she said it didnt feel Disney. It felt too extravagant. As if it was blatantly trying to appeal exclusively to the very rich. My brother felt the same way. He even commented that he saw one of the lizards there scurrying into the bushes wearing a polo shirt with a person logo embossed on the chest! Quite frankly I couldnt see it! It became my favorite! (Hows that for an disclosure!!!??)
Now the next bit is partly my fault. We had another kid! Now it was four! I clearly needed two rooms now. And that really bit the old pocketbook. And at the same time the prices kept going up! It wasnt until I found out about the building of a new resort that I figured out why. The All-Stars was coming on line. And prices in the Mods had to rise in order to make way for the lower priced place or theyd find themselves giving the rooms away. It all made sense. And I figured it out all by myself, way back then. No internet conversation, no talk to anyone else. Like a light bulb going off, for the first time, I saw the Money aspect of Ei$ner. But still I supported. Take every argument that Peter Pirate, Scoop or lately Mr. Kidds use and wrap them all together and you have the LandBaron philosophy roughly ten years ago. Even with this revelation I still had my rose col Heck, I admit it; they were BLINDERS, well in place!!
We bought into the Vacation back in 92 quite simply because it was the ONLY way I could legally afford to feed my habit. I had become used to getting a Disney fix at least every other year, and for at least two weeks at a time. DVC was the ONLY answer. And talk about WOW!! It was the Vacation Club back then!!
Fast forward to 1998. When we arrived we were handed a little piece of paper. On it was something about a new program they were instituting. It was called E-Ticket Nights. For and extra ten bucks limited attractions were available. WOW!! Now this was a place that just kept on giving!! MK opened until three in the morning!! Ah! Not so fast there, the CM said delicately. The new MK hours were only to 11:00 now. Yeah! But still! Look at all the magic you can get!! My wife, the money manager for the family, was less than enthusiastic. In fact, she was downright mad!! She pointed out that we were buying back the same hours that they used to give us for the price of admission. Remember the 1:00 am closings? Yeah but theres and extra hour now!! She answered that it didnt seem worth it, as only a handful of rides would be opened. As is my usual habit, I ignored her. This was DISNEY!!! It had to be good!!!
So the first week of our trip (the last week of July) we fought the crowds and the summer heat and more than our share of rain and did Disney!! We did two E-Ticket Nights, though the second one we did in a very wet, slightly more-than-drizzle rain all night! And I was $140.00 less for the experience. Those little hairs started to act up. And my wifes attitude didnt help at all!!
On the first Sunday of August, the last day of my sister-in-laws vacation, we wanted to visit the MK. Finish up on a high note!! They had spent two mornings in the MK and several evenings, but rain on those two or three nights (out of their six-day stay) really put a damper on their MK experience. They needed to catch up on a few things. So tonight would be that night! They had yet to see the parade due to cancellations, because of rain, every time they were in the MK, and CoP and the Space Mountain somehow were missed as well! (Nobody said they were good at doing Disney by themselves!!) Anyway, it was a clear night for a change and their last night in Disney!! So, we mapped out the strategy!!
We would get to the MK at about 4:30 or no later than a little before 5:00 if we wanted to see CoP. Having already had dinner, we would not waste any time on that kind of nonsense!! Wed make a beeline to CoP and then hit anything under a fifteen-minute wait (Peoplemover, of course, was a given and anything else we lucked into). Then wed bite the bullet and stand in line for Space Mountain, no matter what the wait! Afterwards, it should be closing in on the first parade time. Wed hit a few of the less crowded things, maybe Pirates and Small World (her one kid LOVED that one) and anything else under a fifteen-minute wait. Fireworks time. Wed watch and then on to the bigger rides in the Splash area as many times as possible, the adults staking out a claim for the second parade near the end. Afterwards, slowly walk out with a very long stop at the Ice Cream shop and finally be one of the last ones out of the Magic Kingdom!! What a PERFECT last night for them!!
Well, we were a little late getting to the bus stop at around 4:10 or so. CoP would be a close call! The bus finally picked us up at 5:20, after waiting a little more that an hour!! (After talking to the bus manager the next day he offered to give our party free shuttle service all day long. Of course I refused, telling him the perk I wanted was to fix the system!! I can be such an idiot sometimes!!) So arrival at the MK was now estimated to be around six-ish!! CoP was right out of the question!! And it turned out the rest of the night didnt go much better.
I am probably no better than anyone on this board, but I am good! I know Disney. So it should come as no surprise that I dont use a map. Since 1974 I havent used a map. No need for one. They usually dont relocate attractions (kinda hard to pick them up and move them!). And closing times from mid-July to Mid-August havent changed since the World began (except of course, when they increased the hours in the late 70s early 80s!!). I say this in defense and to let you know that I had no forewarning about the radical change that was about to kick the blinders right off my head!!
As we pulled up to the Magic Kingdom it was announced that the MK would be closing at 10:00!! I asked the driver if she could have possibly been mistaken as she said 10:00. Nope! That was closing! For the entire month of August! Summer was over, she said as she rolled her eyes in disgust. (She was very nice. She was the one who told me to call the bus manager and complain. She said that the cutbacks had left them very short staffed and it was taking its toll on everything!)
So, we make our way over to Tomorrowland. CoP is closed! And the MK is packed!! And its a Sunday!! Supposedly the least crowded of times. There is a line for the Peoplemover which extends to CoP!! I had never seen that before!! Space Mountain is 70 minutes. Everything had HUGE lines!! And it occurs to me that most of the people there are in the same boat as us. The parades and fireworks have been cancelled for three or four nights of the last seven. And EVERYONE is now hanging around for the one and only parade on the first clear night in quite a while!! And it also occurs to me that the people sitting on main street at a little after 6:00 pm when we rushed to Tomorrowland, were not just biding their time, but were already staking out a claim!! I ask my sister-in-law what is more important, the parade or rides? She wants to see the parade!!
OK!! I send my son and her son off to Space Mountain and the rest of us walk through the huddled masses to Frontierland. Right around the Diamond Horseshoe we finally found a spot that most of us could squeeze into. An hour and a half before the Parade!! We watch the parade and at 9:45 or so it finally passes us. We now have fifteen minutes before the place closes! And we havent gone on one stinking ride!!!
On the way out we still stopped for ice cream. And spent an hour, taking our time and soaking in the sights of the MK at night. It was then I noticed, for the first time, SEVEN vacuum cleaners, frantically making their way up and down Main Street. At times you could not out-shout them. It was after this that I made my first trip ever to City Hall.
The CMs there were very friendly. And in hushed voices, told me about the real reason for the E-Nights. And the early closings. And the vacuum cleaners. They told me about the wildfires in Florida and how they were terribly afraid their numbers would go down, so they cut hours and implemented a money making scheme to make up for lost revenue (I HATE when my wife is right!!!!) How every division within the company needed to cut 10% of their budget and increase 10% of the profits (the first time I had ever heard that)!! That explained why they had less bus routes. Less hours. Less CMs. Less food stands opened later in the evening. And many, many more plush pushers and cheap trinkets.
Over the next week I started to look at the place with the blinders off. And I can tell you, I did NOT like what I saw. But, true to LandBaron form, when I got home I forgot about it. Another trip saw the same type of things only a little worse. And more time spent at City Hall. And Guest Relations in EPCOT!! Talk about erratic hours for attractions!! You really needed a score card for that place!! And again, at home, it left me. Around this time I finally got connected to the Internet. Some searching for sites and I stumbled upon the DIS. And I lurked there for quite some time.
One day, on the community board, someone brought up the name of WDWBLUES and how this guy was simply BASHING Disney!! I read the thread and went to the link. It did NOT seem like bashing to me at all. I was in total agreement. And I worked up the nerve to post it. At just the same time ParrotHead (the owner of WDWBLUES) posted in his own defense. And it was ParrotHead and LandBaron defending their anti-Disney position, which really was a deep LOVE for Disney position, and a realization that the true Disney was eroding before our eyes. This is when I first met Peter Pirate. And my education about all things Disney grew!!!!! Until I came to understand that Walts philosophy and Ei$ners are diametrically opposed! And the more I thought about it, the more convinced I became that EI$ner was definitely NOT the kind of guy that should head a company like Disney. I lost every ounce of respect I ever held for him and in fact replaced that with double the disrespect!! He is inept! And he has been since day one! You see, a guy just cant become that inept overnight. Or in a short while. It takes years of practice to be as inept as he is. He doesnt even do things right by accident anymore!! So I would guess, in this particular case, hes been practicing ineptness his whole life (or at least his life with Disney)!!
So, in the end, I dont hate him. But I blame him. I hold him personally responsible. For taking what was once a great service company, one that made the guest feel special, and turned it into a commodity outlet for the customer with enough cash. Or as AV so vividly put it, taking Walts Disney and turning into Disney ®!!
Sorry I went so long (even for me)!! If anyone is still out there, you are to be congratulated for your tenaciousness if nothing else!!!! Thanks for listening and as always:
I welcome any thoughts, comments, questions or debates?
