Dear professinal producers that can make me a famous songwriter,
Here's an original song called Hotness . -starts playing guitar-
Oh Edwarddddd, or Robbbbbbb, whichever you preferrrrrr;
I love youuuuuuuuuuuuu.
You dazzle meeeeee, with your hotness,
It reminds me when I had chicken pox, and I had red dotnesss.
You shemxy vampppiirrreeee[d],
if you were not a vampire, you would probably be retieerrdddd,
orrr deeadddddddddddd.
I love youuuu, oh great mighty one.
With. Your. Hotness.
-Me