Dear kid I babysit-
No, we are NOT going outside today. It's raining. We are staying inside and being lazy. Cause I said so. Deal with it. And please stop calling my animals the wrong names. My cat's name is Jasper. Not Jazzy-Wazzy. And my dogs are Scooter and Dakota. NOT Scoota-Boota and Kota-Bota. You are not 3. You are 10. Call them their names PLEASE.
-Jess.
Dear facebook-
Please stop being stupid, and actually work.
-Jess.
Dear Computer-
Why are you going so sloooowwwww?
-Jess.
Dear Jasper, my dear kitten,
Please, please, stop clawing me. It hurts.
-Jess
Dear Breaking Dawn book-
I am finally done reading you! YAY!
-Jess.
Dear Tracy Chapman, please please please please please please please please please go on tour this year, and if you do, please stop in the big city nearby. I'd love to see you in concert sometime.
- A fan
Dear Star Trek fandom, ILU guys so much. Really, don't ever change.<3