Dear Abby (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he's a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he's a cheat. What should I do?

Dear Frustrated, You should dump him. Now that you are a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore.

 

[honeywolf7]

LOL

 

[RoqueC]

Drrrrrrryyyy

 

[olena]

*rim shot*

 

[The Mystery Machine]

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he's a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker, but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he just denies it all. Then he admits he was wrong, and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he's a cheat. What should I do?

Dear Frustrated, Even though he is a lying cheat we still love him. I mean after all what politician isn't a lying cheat? Please hang in there and get the nomination so we can have him back in the White House.

 

[RoqueC]

Even more Dry...