Yes, the Bickersons reference was describing two kids arguing in my room.
The boy was earlier saying he was trying to give bat magic to IHearAVoice,
which seemed odd. Later, next thing you know, the boy was telling
"Jane Doe" (name change obviously) that he was NOT going to give her
bat magic for free.
She later protested, "I was not trying to do that! I've got a trade offer!"
And he responded with a "No you didn't, you wanted it for free".
Back and forth this happened a few times, until I warned them that if
they didn't take the argument somewhere else and let it drop in my room,
I'd start to boot.
So the girl tells me, "Yeah, boot him!" with the boy saying "Boot her!"
So what did I do? Booted both of them.
And the rest of the room sighed in relief.