DIS Dads DDC XXXIII: Bad Idea Factory!!!

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

'Morning all...

Just a might busy today, so I'll have to go back and try to catch up latter on.
Live long and have more bacon.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Hey guys!

Sorry to hear about your troubles, CJ!

Happy Veterans Day to all our Dis Dads!

Did I miss anything?

Welcome back Doc! I see Randall gave you the appropriate amount of crap. That never gets old!

Antibiotics are wonderful things. Miss our weekly rapid fire of the Amazing Race. Like the Brooklyn girls and the food scientists but not a fan of the dentists.

I miss the live blog/chat too. Agreed on the teams. The dentists need to be taken down a few pegs.

The dentists might be just a teeny tiny bit easier to tolerate than the twinnies. But it is close. Are they trying to hand them this season? Talk about a team catching all the breaks.

I like the surfers and bikers the best this season so far. Food scientists are alright too. The wrestlers are that team that is borderline annoying/comic relief, but they can go anytime and I'll hardly care.

We like the surfers, cyclists and scientists as well. The dentists are annoying through their arrogance,and the wrestlers from being idiotic but funny to just being idiotic.

It's that magical time of the year where I go for my annual physical. Usually, my doctor will tell me I'm too fat. Then, all the lab results are done and everything is normal. But, I also go buy lotto tickets today. I figure that I'm getting good news out of this deal somehow.

Mine always tells me my cholesterol is too high. For some reason, the answer, "Well, something has to kill me eventually" is never met with a positive response.

** Bad Idea of the Day ***

This looks like the aftermath of the bad idea.

 

[AirGoofy]

Welcome back Doc! I see Randall gave you the appropriate amount of crap. That never gets old!
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It is always funny.

Mine always tells me my cholesterol is too high. For some reason, the answer, "Well, something has to kill me eventually" is never met with a positive response.
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Which goes to show you. You are healthy and I haven't been in the healthy weight range for more than a decade. Yet, my cholesterol is lower than yours.

They don't have much of a choice. The old one died and I had went the longest without a new one.

I'm hoping all my kids will be priests and nuns

As for the phone, they had a choice. They could have fired you.

At first, I thought of the nun thing. Now, maybe I'm hoping for grandchildren so that I can sugar them up and give them back. I'm looking for payback.

 

[theduck619]

As for the phone, they had a choice. They could have fired you.

At first, I thought of the nun thing. Now, maybe I'm hoping for grandchildren so that I can sugar them up and give them back. I'm looking for payback.

True on the phone. I'm thinking about bringing arranged marriages back.

 

[cj9200]

Reported that the NFL network's mobile production unit was stolen outside Dolphin's stadium. Motto for Miami, "You can't make this stuff up."

 

[theduck619]

Reported that the NFL network's mobile production unit was stolen outside Dolphin's stadium. Motto for Miami, "You can't make this stuff up."

 

[GoHerd1028]

Morning guys. Got my new work phone yesterday, it's the iPhone 6. The larger screen is going to take some getting used to.

My 6 Plus came in last week and I love the bigger screen. I guess when you get old you need bigger type!

 

[that's nice]

** Bad Idea of the Day ***

Time to call the fire department.

Reported that the NFL network's mobile production unit was stolen outside Dolphin's stadium. Motto for Miami, "You can't make this stuff up."

That. Is. Awesome!

I'm gonna start looking on Craig's List for it.

 

[Disney Commando]

** Bad Idea of the Day ***

Titled - I Remember my 1st beer

I really hope alcohol was involved, it would make it a funny story, besides no good story ever starts with I had a salad

 

[AirGoofy]

Home from tennis. Played really well tonite. Should get Dr. diagnosis tomorrow that it's all over. In other news, there was a joke article going around FB that Kobe Bryant demanded a trade to the UK Wildcats. Anyone watching NBA anymore?

http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/11/kobe-bryant-demands-trade-kentucky-wildcats

Reported that the NFL network's mobile production unit was stolen outside Dolphin's stadium. Motto for Miami, "You can't make this stuff up."

Second part of that motto is "Still have beautiful, topless girls. Move here."

I'm gonna start looking on Craig's List for it.

There is some crazy stuff there. Need a stranger to watch house on vacation, provide child care for an infant, pay bills, do taxes - look on Craigslist.

True on the phone. I'm thinking about bringing arranged marriages back.

Is it too late to find an arranged marriage for me? I've got Randall's russian women ad at the bottom of the page again.

 

[theduck619]

My 6 Plus came in last week and I love the bigger screen. I guess when you get old you need bigger type!

Well, there is that benefit, lol

Morning guys

 

[DisDadDoc]

My 6 Plus came in last week and I love the bigger screen. I guess when you get old you need bigger type!

Hey nemie! Needed the 6 plus? So many potential jokes....

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

** Bad Idea of the Day ***

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

‘Morning all…
Warm thoughts for those of you in the midst of the snap.
It gets here today but won’t be near what y’all are shiverin’ through now.

I'm thinking about bringing arranged marriages back.

So…
Was that your mom’s or your dad’s voice that just possessed you thoughts there? :

Reported that the NFL network's mobile production unit was stolen outside Dolphin's stadium. Motto for Miami, "You can't make this stuff up."

Where would one hide such a thing?
I’ve got it… surround it with some of those topless beach beauties that Norm was discussing.
No one would ever see it again.

My 6 Plus came in last week and I love the bigger screen. I guess when you get old you need bigger type!

Since phones stopped being phones and became portals to our particular internet addictions, the started growing geometrically. How long before they’ve become so large that folks start carrying them on their shoulders as monikers of “cred” and status?

It’s all the worst parts of the 80’s coming back to mock us…

Now there's a Bad Idea for ya'

Time to call the fire department.

Indeed…
It may take the Jaws of Life to extricate that one.

Titled - I Remember my 1st beer

I really hope alcohol was involved, it would make it a funny story, besides no good story ever starts with I had a salad

I suppose it might depend on exactly what type of condiments one chooses to garnish said salad with.

Should get Dr. diagnosis tomorrow that it's all over.

Myself, I still have to wait for a few more tests before I’ll know the answer to that one.
Remaining hopeful.

there was a joke article going around FB that Kobe Bryant demanded a trade to the UK Wildcats. Anyone watching NBA anymore?

Fitting… I like that one.
I’m certainly not watching. Not since the Hornets left for N.O.
Paying a ransom to buy back their own name and mascot didn’t do much to change my opinion either.

 

[theduck619]

‘ So… Was that your mom’s or your dad’s voice that just possessed you thoughts there? :.

That would be my mothers. She had high hopes I would have been a priest or married a good Sicilian girl from the old country.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

That would be my mothers. She had high hopes I would have been a priest or married a good Sicilian girl from the old country.

I suspected as much

 

[AirGoofy]

It is freakin cold here.

‘
Where would one hide such a thing?
I’ve got it… surround it with some of those topless beach beauties that Norm was discussing.
No one would ever see it again.
.

I would be happy to spend hours on those beautiful, topless girl beaches searching for ....

Since phones stopped being phones and became portals to our particular internet addictions, the started growing geometrically. How long before they’ve become so large that folks start caring them on their shoulders as monikers of “cred” and status?

It’s all the worst parts of the 80’s coming back to mock us…

Now there's a Bad Idea for ya'
.

I think I saw it from Larry The Cable Guy. He was holding the iPad against his head and called it the iPhone 7.

 

[RodBelding]

It’s all the worst parts of the 80’s coming back to mock us…

Now there's a Bad Idea for ya'

I see no bad idea in that photo. Just awesomeness.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

...and then Paul happened...

 

[Topdogie01]

well, i have been gone for too long.

if my signature shows for you.. my PTR for childs MAW trip is there. if it doesnt show for you like its not showing for me... http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=52622452

ill be in Florida in 172 hours~!