Good Heavens. Every single character is annoying:
Hope with her wonky eyebrow
Carly with her wonk eye- don't even pretend you haven't noticed it-
Bo with his "Son of a..... sluuurrrp" thing he does-- and don't get me started with the way he holds a beer bottle
Nathan with his non acting, acting
Stephanie with her I want attention, please pay attention to me
Melanie with her try to be sexy, drowsy, roll the eye / I'm nauseous look she gives-- makes you wonder if she's had bad Chinese for lunch
Phillip with his non limping self---for heaven's sake, at least try to remember you were severely injured at war....act like it, son.
Victor with his potty mouth calling all girls names that begin with "That Little Sl*t"
Chloe with her chest exposed almost always
Daniel with the way he attacks someone when he kisses them- and how he's just soooooo proud of his hairy chest----- put on a shirt, why don't ya? Oh wait---- you and Chloe... I get it now! Chest Twins--- activate!
Chad with the way he HAS to lick his lips before saying anything at all- every single time he opens his mouth.
Vivian with her stupid self in general--- what's up with those hats?????
Justin with his non caring attitude about his marriage--- go home, please for the love of pete- Just. Go. Home.
Sami with all her baby daddys
Lucas with his drunk/ non drunk self
Rafe --- (see Nathan's character above, then multiply it by ten.) Scratch that. Twenty.
EJ and the way he says "Daughta" and also the way he stands with his hands on his hips. He looks like he's getting ready to bust out into the chicken dance.
Stephano with his bags--- you know the ones I'm talking about-- yes--- THOSE. He needs some serious Peparation H on them dogs.
Kate with her flared nostrils and black fingernails. ewwww.
Nicole with her wide behind--- just have that baby and get on with it please-- tired of seeing your big belly pregnant when your character isn't. If you must- please do like other self respecting soaps do-- invest in a LARGE purse. (Contact Y&R for hints and suggestions...)
Will with his hair --- it never moves
Mia with her black roots-- she has such a pretty hair color, I don't know why she dyes the roots black
Brady with the way he speaks and looks off camera to the side as he's finishing a sentence and his voice gets realllllllllllllllllllllly low and you have to back it up just to listen and laugh. Takes extra time to do it that you just haven't allotted yourself, ya know?
Ari with her lip injections and tights under sweaters----- please don't wear Granny panties with them-- we can see yo' panty lines!
Maggie with the boarding house she's running-----before long, her house is going to be called Madame Maggie's and she'll have poker in the game room. And please--- we all know Mickey just isn't around much anymore but please quit pretending to talk to him on the phone. He ain't there, sistah!
Anna with her frizzy hair
Roman with his frozen face
And I won't bust on Caroline b/c she is old--- plus.... I kinda like her. She's never on enough for me to make fun of.
Yeah- watching Days for 32-ish years has indeed taken it's toll.
I'm a bitter soap opera junkie.
Oh what a cross to bear......
