Hello
My name is ROBERT.
I was once a rising star in the food industry but my career took a turn for the worse one January day when all the life was SUCKED out of me by friends of Suddam.
Now, instead of occupying my place of prominence at the Concourse Steakhouse, I have shed all my earthly possessions and roam wild in the ruins of River Country sporting only a loin cloth and a late-era Howard Hughes appearance.
If you happen to site me on the shores of Bay Lake, please find it in your heart to throw me 20% of whatever money you have on you.
Thank you and come again,
ROBERT