JimB.
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Here is my latest chapter of my book titled "Thinning the Gene Pool: A Personal Story"
After dropping off my DS to football practice yesterday, I decided to take a ride on my BRAND NEW Cannondale bike.
The first 10 miles went by just great. Nice ride, nice weather, not too much traffic.
Whizzing along at about 24 mph (ok, not fast by Tour standards, but pretty stout for me................), I put my head down for a few seconds (BIG mistake) to see how fast I could get up to in a sprint.
Well...................there is this instantaneous flash of orange, and I am doing a really bad impression of Clark Kent, flying through the air, head over heels.
After hitting the ground, doing about 3 somersaults and coming to a stop, supine on the ground, laid out like a slab of beef, do I realize that I have hit a portable Flashing light road sign thingie that weighs about 300 pounds (that, BTW was resting right smack dab in the middle of the bike path).
My BRAND NEW Cannondale bike came to a stop about 30' past me, with the BRAND NEW front fork destroyed (a nice $200+ repair bill coming my way).
Did I mention I was 5 miles outside of town? That at least 20 cars passed by without stopping? That a FLAGLER COUNTY SHERIFF drove right past me without stopping?? That I was not moving for at least 5 minutes while doing an inventory of my bodily parts?
Finally, a very nice gentleman that saw me spill in his rear view mirror that had turned around a couple miles up the road backtracked and gave me a ride back into town.
So here I am, severely stiff, with some really SPECTACULAR bruises. Those guys in the "X" Games have nothing on me. If it was on video, it would definitely make the Top 10 Really Cool Wrecks show.
But, after a long winded intro, the point of this?
My Gyro brand bike helmet was cracked and broken clean through in FOUR PLACES!! And the only head injury I had (Other than the total lack of common sense) was a slight abrasion on my forehead. The helmet definitely prevented a severe head injury.
And to think I almost left it home on this ride.
Helmets. Wear 'em. They will protect you from the other guy (Or in my case, yourself).
No excuses. Don't look cool? Neither does your corpse in a box.
After dropping off my DS to football practice yesterday, I decided to take a ride on my BRAND NEW Cannondale bike.
The first 10 miles went by just great. Nice ride, nice weather, not too much traffic.
Whizzing along at about 24 mph (ok, not fast by Tour standards, but pretty stout for me................), I put my head down for a few seconds (BIG mistake) to see how fast I could get up to in a sprint.
Well...................there is this instantaneous flash of orange, and I am doing a really bad impression of Clark Kent, flying through the air, head over heels.
After hitting the ground, doing about 3 somersaults and coming to a stop, supine on the ground, laid out like a slab of beef, do I realize that I have hit a portable Flashing light road sign thingie that weighs about 300 pounds (that, BTW was resting right smack dab in the middle of the bike path).
My BRAND NEW Cannondale bike came to a stop about 30' past me, with the BRAND NEW front fork destroyed (a nice $200+ repair bill coming my way).
Did I mention I was 5 miles outside of town? That at least 20 cars passed by without stopping? That a FLAGLER COUNTY SHERIFF drove right past me without stopping?? That I was not moving for at least 5 minutes while doing an inventory of my bodily parts?
Finally, a very nice gentleman that saw me spill in his rear view mirror that had turned around a couple miles up the road backtracked and gave me a ride back into town.
So here I am, severely stiff, with some really SPECTACULAR bruises. Those guys in the "X" Games have nothing on me. If it was on video, it would definitely make the Top 10 Really Cool Wrecks show.
But, after a long winded intro, the point of this?
My Gyro brand bike helmet was cracked and broken clean through in FOUR PLACES!! And the only head injury I had (Other than the total lack of common sense) was a slight abrasion on my forehead. The helmet definitely prevented a severe head injury.
And to think I almost left it home on this ride.
Helmets. Wear 'em. They will protect you from the other guy (Or in my case, yourself).
No excuses. Don't look cool? Neither does your corpse in a box.

