Cute Joke

damo

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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking
that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. Before she
could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
$20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do
in just three words." The woman considered
his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20
bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said...
















"Clean my house."
 

What - you guys thought we wanted something else?
 
rascalmom said:
What - you guys thought we wanted something else?
I was actually expecting - Kill my husband. :lmao: So the answer I got was much better. And NO I do not want to kill my husband. Why would I he cleans the house. :rotfl2:
 
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Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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