Cute Email

[rie'smom]

My SIL sent this and I thought it was funny.

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER>


Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,

Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,

Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic

relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more

curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the

eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You

don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not

saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that

one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian


_________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you

'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is

sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now!

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

 

[Cindyluwho]

Thanks for the laugh, I love it!!

 

[Rora]

So true! Gotta love a momma's intuition

 

[coles1mom]

 

[Suzie Zoo]

Awesome!! LOL!!!