Crisis at Michelle’s house the evil one invades the toilet Film at 11

[Raulandpinboy]

So here it is Saturday evening and Donna and I are at an auction buying things we don’t really need, when we see Michelle running into the auction hall with this look of frantic fear on her face.

She’s out of breath and immediately needs to sit down; she then starts raving like a mad man… “We have to sell this house” over and over “Manny and I have to sell this house, we can’t live there anymore” Well Donna and I are trying to calm her down and find out what happened when she screams “you have to come over right now and help me” again I ask what the problem was and she tells us the story as best she could, since she could barely get the words out, “Well I went to go to the bathroom”… Yeah we ask with baited breath… “and I lifted the toilet seat up”… YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!! “and right there right in the middle of my beautiful $150.00 toilet, there it was that horrible awful evil thing” and then she breaks down and starts to cry.

My god Michelle what was it? I look at Donna and ask, what thing could it have been? What horrible thing could cause this big strong woman who told on the entire Broward County School board to bite her was in that toilet that could cause this kind of breakdown? Why I have heard of people seeing long lost ones in the reflection of the water causing people to go into shock and needing years of therapy, but this had to be huge… bigger than the time when I was seven and sat on the toilet and felt something touch my foot, when I looked down I saw a rat bigger than my cat had its tail wrapped around my foot and it took up the entire back of the toilet area which from that point on was named the forbidden zone… No this had to be worse.

So I can’t wait any longer (auction started in a few minutes) I grabbed Michelle and shook her violently… Snap out of it woman, we need to know what on earth happened to you… “Well, she stuttered…there’s a frog in my toilet” well we just laughed, she gets mad, and then storms out of the auction hall leaving us stunned and bewildered, and laughing of course.

The auction starts, and every 30 minutes my phones rings and it’s Michelle who just screams in my ear “It’s still there, get over here now!!!”

Well the auction was going pretty good, but they were really getting ticked with my phone going off every half hour so we were kinda asked to leave, and to go help the poor girl.

Well when we arrived we found Michelle in the fetal position in the kitchen holding a steak knife, so we did what any good friend would do… We took pictures yea!!!

Slowly we crept up on the now famous $150.00 crapper, sealed by Michelle after the discovery.

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Donna the brave one, who will not let me go in first because she knows that I, after being married for over 20 year now welcome death, decides to take a look see.

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There he is the evil one…

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Ed caring not about his safety, jumps in and chases the frog around doing great battle, but in the end considering it was man and frog in battle there can only be one winner yes? So meet the loser, Awwwwww isn’t he cute

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As we carry the loser to the outside we see Michelle the poor shell of the great woman she once was.

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Oh yea ladies now that the big bad frog has been vanquished to the back yard and since Michelle wanted me to pitch the poor thing into orbit, now after its all over we claim victory and profess that we weren’t really scared of the little thing, after all we’re mighty frog hunter women.

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Not to worry Michelle I wont tell the PETA people that you tried to flush the poor little guy like 200 times, which made the Orlando utilities people think there was broken water main with all the water being diverted into the Citrus Oaks sub-division. Your secret is safe with me.

Also I will not tell anybody that I found you on the kitchen floor sucking your thumb and yelling “make it go away Eddie make it go away” Your secrets are all safe with me.

Disclaimer: oh and you knew there had to be some now didn’t you.

The frog was not hurt during the battle scenes, and was removed harmlessly, he is free to roam the backyard and make little frog babies which will grow up big and strong and will someday go after the woman that pee’d on paw…. SO Michelle if I were you… Sleep with one eye open sweetheart. The frogmen are coming for you… Bwahhhhhaaaaaaa.

 

[bsbkmacgowan]

We couldn't resist...

Query #1: Where was Manny during this ordeal? Could it be that Maleficent or some other Evil Queen turned him into the aforementioned frog, being aware of Michelle's utter fear and loathing of those Caribbean amphibeans?

Query #2: Did anyone consider kissing the frog, just in case it was Manny?

Query #3: If Ed had kissed said frog, would it have turned into a Prince?

Query #4: Would Ed have turned into a Prince?

Query #5: Has Donna ever kiss'd'cod? (It's a Canadian thing...)

Observation: our kudos to Michelle and Manny; that is the cleanest toilet bowl we've seen in a very long time!

rrrrrrrrrrrrribbit

Sandy & Brian (and Bonnie & Kellie, too!)

 

[Raulandpinboy]

#1 Manny was safe at residence #1 the Delgado’s are these rich lottery winning pin people with multiple homes cars and pins. And yes she had Caribbean amphibeans as well as Lima beans, that’s why she needed to use the bathroom… Duh!!! I swear Canadians (sigh)

#2 you cant kiss Florida frogs they are poisonous and the bite. (Relative of the Florida Gator)

#3 Ed don’t kiss nothing that bites back unless she’s over 18.

#4 I am already a Prince read my press clipping… never mind I’ll send you my entire collection. And also nothing kisses Ed unless she’s over 18

#5 Yes (it is a Canadian thing)

And if you think their toilet is clean you would hate the house, its %^#$&ing spotless, they actually have time to clean its disgusting how clean the whole place is.

 

[bsbkmacgowan]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sandy got up from the computer, silly girl.

So Ed, you never did say if you kissed the frog or not? Yeah, yeah yeah, so it's poisonous. What's the worst that could happen, your tongue turns black, it swells up and you die. But did you kiss it?

If I was an Evil Queen (grand flourish of the right hand and then placed elegantly on chest) and I was turning someone into a frog I would certainly turn them into a poisonous frog. What better way to test someone's devotion than to have them kiss a poisonous frog. Of course if I was the above Evil Queen I would also throw in a bunch of dud non-prince frogs just to liven things up. Hey we Evil Queens need to have our fun.

Uh-oh Sandy's wondering what I am up to. She's gotta learn not to leave me alone.

Brian

 

[dizneyusa]

Can you believe it!! I must say we also have had this
happen to us in our house. Justin when he was around
7 had it happen to him in our house, poor thing!!

It really does get your attention. Thank God she saw
it first Can you imagine the scream if not Ed and
Donna would have heard her But, it really is shocking......

We have those and large bull frogs, we also have these
little tree frogs that jumps at anything, they come out
at night.

But as ALWAYS, the story was GREAT (and true!!!) and
we are ok that Michelle and Manny's new home is safe
again. Thanks to the Otero Team

Pictures are awesome, we love the visuals

Take Care
Dana

 

[chef's wife]

I think the Queen should release a proclamation naming Ed as the Royal Throne Frog Remover, (no offense to the French o rCanadians).
I think Michelle is permanently harmed though, now she won't go to the bathroom without a Cosmo and a thorough inspection of the Throne by me or Dylan!!!!
Manny

 

[cseca]

OMG!!!!!
That is sooooo funny...!!!!
Not that I think having a frog in your toilet bowl is funny, but the whole thing just waaaay too funny......

So glad Donna and Ed are there to capture it in pictures... .LOL!!

cyn

 

[GotAnyPins]

Miss Pam aka Gytchy..arrived late last night from MN, and had her own awful--ly funny frog adventure, she has pics, and I will let her tell the story, too funny...

So is there a great frog invasion here?? Story at 11!!!!!!