PoppyAnna
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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks
up a crate of Stella and puts them in the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife
'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says.
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they
carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream
and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'so does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the
price'
up a crate of Stella and puts them in the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife
'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says.
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they
carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream
and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'so does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the
price'