Contest: DIS caption contest

[pkondz]

Jus' waitin' fer our saursages 'n T-bones... Da Bears, ... Bears!

(Hey! You try typing a Chicago accent!)

 

[SunDial]

We just watched the latest DISunplugged podcast about drinking around the world. Our unanimous vote is we are to lazy for that. Bring the worlds drinks to us!!

 

[declansdad]

DisDads pool hoppers don't hop for the pools, it's all about the beer.

 

[Emma's Dad]

"This is the way we roll, we roll! This is the way we roll!"

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

We switched these beer drinker's regular brands of beer with new Beverly brand beer, let's see if they notice...

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Ok… that’s 37 toasts, now what can we drink a toast to?

How about the 3:00 parade?

Excellent! Here’s to the 3:00 parade.

Hear, hear! [glug, glug, glug, glug]

Alright, that’s 38, now what can we drink to?

 

[AJRitz]

Closed for construction? No way! Just keep bringing the beers. They can build around us.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"What’s the name of the club
That's made for you and me
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B

DISDad’s Club!

DISDad’s Club!

Forever let us hold our Dole Whips!
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the Bacon Bash!!
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B

DISDad’s Club!
We'll have fun
We'll meet new faces
High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and
We'll go Drinking
All around the world
We Are Disney!

What’s the name of the club
That's made for you and me
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B

DISDad’s Club!

DISDad’s Club!

Forever let us hold our Dole Whips!
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the Bacon Bash!!
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B"

 

[twokids0204]

Someday, my prince will come...

 

[trennr]

Yo ho, yo ho, a Disdad's life for me.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, ho ho, a Disdad's life for me.
Yo ho, ho ho, a Disdad's life for me! YO HO!

 

[Lorilais_mommie]

drinking game:
Every time you see mickey you must drink..
10min later they are already on round 35

 

[ClearScreen]

Now we are ready to ride It's a Small World

 

[BigTex71]

*Tour Guide speaking*
...and on your left you will see the elusive pack of DisDads. This is an uncommon site, as most sightings involve only one or two together at a time - other than the annual gathering around January. Rarely do you see them without a beer or Dole Whip in hand.

 

[Frantasmic]

Whine and complain to wife about going to DisneyWorld...Check!
Complain about high cost of trip...Check!
Spend first day complaining about heat...Check!
Wife gets tired of me and sends me to drink beers with the boys while she tours with the kids...BINGO!
Another successful trip to the World!

 

[pkondz]

It's time to vote!

Jus' waitin' fer our saursages 'n T-bones... Da Bears, ... Bears!

(Hey! You try typing a Chicago accent!)

We just watched the latest DISunplugged podcast about drinking around the world. Our unanimous vote is we are to lazy for that. Bring the worlds drinks to us!!

DisDads pool hoppers don't hop for the pools, it's all about the beer.

"This is the way we roll, we roll! This is the way we roll!"

We switched these beer drinker's regular brands of beer with new Beverly brand beer, let's see if they notice...

Ok… that’s 37 toasts, now what can we drink a toast to?

How about the 3:00 parade?

Excellent! Here’s to the 3:00 parade.

Hear, hear! [glug, glug, glug, glug]

Alright, that’s 38, now what can we drink to?

Closed for construction? No way! Just keep bringing the beers. They can build around us.

"What’s the name of the club
That's made for you and me
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B

DISDad’s Club!

DISDad’s Club!

Forever let us hold our Dole Whips!
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the Bacon Bash!!
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B

DISDad’s Club!
We'll have fun
We'll meet new faces
High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and
We'll go Drinking
All around the world
We Are Disney!

What’s the name of the club
That's made for you and me
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B

DISDad’s Club!

DISDad’s Club!

Forever let us hold our Dole Whips!
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the Bacon Bash!!
D-I-S-D-A-D S-C-L-U-B"

Someday, my prince will come...

Yo ho, yo ho, a Disdad's life for me.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, ho ho, a Disdad's life for me.
Yo ho, ho ho, a Disdad's life for me! YO HO!

drinking game:
Every time you see mickey you must drink..
10min later they are already on round 35

Now we are ready to ride It's a Small World

*Tour Guide speaking*
...and on your left you will see the elusive pack of DisDads. This is an uncommon site, as most sightings involve only one or two together at a time - other than the annual gathering around January. Rarely do you see them without a beer or Dole Whip in hand.

Whine and complain to wife about going to DisneyWorld...Check!
Complain about high cost of trip...Check!
Spend first day complaining about heat...Check!
Wife gets tired of me and sends me to drink beers with the boys while she tours with the kids...BINGO!
Another successful trip to the World!

 

[declansdad]

BigTex71

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Lorilais_mommie

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

ClearScreen

 

[trennr]

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes

 

[Frantasmic]

BigTikiDaddy dude