Contest: DIS caption contest

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

The Ursula Package!!!!
You ordered the Ursula Package!!!!

 

[orangecats2]

I said no pictures!!!

 

[DBL101]

"There's old Trader Sam (Samantha), head saleswoman of the jungle. Business has been shrinking lately as you can tell. So today she's having a two for one special, two of her heads for just one of yours. No matter how you slice it, you always come out ahead."

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Welcome to Disney's Museum of Oddities!

Here is our proudest piece, the World Largest Shrunken Head!

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

This is NOT the Pirate League makeover..

 

[shan23877]

It seems that pixie dust scented deodorant can't stand up to the Florida heat.

 

[Frantasmic]

I know you have the Medusa stare down sweety, but we cannot turn your hair into snakes.

 

[SunDial]

Just wait and see what i do to your mom

 

[pkondz]

A young Avril Lavigne before she learned to spit on paparazzi

 

[declansdad]

When I get out of this chair I'll Bibbidi Bobbidi you!!

 

[trennr]

OMG mom... THIS is why you wouldn't get my hair cut for a year. I'm a boy...say it with me B-O-Y... BOY!!!!

 

[afwdwfan]

If she pulls my hair any harder, I'm going to stick that wand where the sun don't shine.

 

[mossyflossyhub]

" I don't care if I HAVE got Bibbidy-Bobbidy-NITS! Just finish the %**$-ing hairdo!!"

 

[pkondz]

It's time to vote!

This pixie dust will NEVER come out.... Uggggggg... The things I do to give my mom memories!

Not many people choose the Queen of Hearts package, but if you insist... Off With Her Head!

The Ursula Package!!!!
You ordered the Ursula Package!!!!

I said no pictures!!!

"There's old Trader Sam (Samantha), head saleswoman of the jungle. Business has been shrinking lately as you can tell. So today she's having a two for one special, two of her heads for just one of yours. No matter how you slice it, you always come out ahead."

Welcome to Disney's Museum of Oddities!

Here is our proudest piece, the World Largest Shrunken Head!

This is NOT the Pirate League makeover..

It seems that pixie dust scented deodorant can't stand up to the Florida heat.

I know you have the Medusa stare down sweety, but we cannot turn your hair into snakes.

Just wait and see what i do to your mom

A young Avril Lavigne before she learned to spit on paparazzi

When I get out of this chair I'll Bibbidi Bobbidi you!!

OMG mom... THIS is why you wouldn't get my hair cut for a year. I'm a boy...say it with me B-O-Y... BOY!!!!

If she pulls my hair any harder, I'm going to stick that wand where the sun don't shine.

" I don't care if I HAVE got Bibbidy-Bobbidy-NITS! Just finish the %**$-ing hairdo!!"

 

[shan23877]

afwdwfan

 

[orangecats2]

BigTikiDaddy

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes

 

[declansdad]

BigTikiDaddy

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

pkondz

 

[Frantasmic]

afwdwfan