Contest: DIS caption contest

[SurfinTX]

Thank you for my second win.

Here's a good one from a cruise ship show.

Soldier in Blue - "Now that Don't Ask Don't Tell has been repealed I have designed these fabulous new uniforms just for the occasion!"

 

[Wherem I Now]

Ooh Mr. Wonka! I've found the Oompa Loompa King!

 

[middlepat]

Waldorf: Ah, there's nothing like grand opera.

Stadler: And that was nothing like it.

 

[AirGoofy]

We wanted to collect a check from those video fools;
so we taught our 3 year old the runnin' head butt to the jewels.
Too bad we left the lens cap on the camera by mistake,
cause grandpa weren't too happy, about the second take.

Trauma to the groin, boys. Trauma to the groin.
There's nothing quite as funny, as a trauma to the groin.
There is no wit as pretty, there is no joke devine,
or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin.

 

[DBL101]

He thought it was gonna be a fart!

 

[Wingman]

In an attempt to get younger, Disney recast the roles of Statler and Waldorf.

 

[ClearScreen]

Upon learning that Jane has left Tarzan and eloped with Cheetah, Jane's father requests a new pair of trousers.

 

[trennr]

Lets Vote!!!

Madam...that is the most disgusting suggestion that I've ever heard...but say...where should we go???

I just don't know what to say, ... he's my wife's brother!

Man in blue: Rats!! I missed.

Man in blue: I see you!!

Soldier in Blue - "Now that Don't Ask Don't Tell has been repealed I have designed these fabulous new uniforms just for the occasion!"

Ooh Mr. Wonka! I've found the Oompa Loompa King!

Waldorf: Ah, there's nothing like grand opera.

Stadler: And that was nothing like it.

We wanted to collect a check from those video fools;
so we taught our 3 year old the runnin' head butt to the jewels.
Too bad we left the lens cap on the camera by mistake,
cause grandpa weren't too happy, about the second take.

Trauma to the groin, boys. Trauma to the groin.
There's nothing quite as funny, as a trauma to the groin.
There is no wit as pretty, there is no joke devine,
or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin.

He thought it was gonna be a fart!

In an attempt to get younger, Disney recast the roles of Statler and Waldorf.

Upon learning that Jane has left Tarzan and eloped with Cheetah, Jane's father requests a new pair of trousers.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

middlepat

 

[trennr]

middlepat

I can hear them both laughing now.

mah-huhuhuhuhuh

My Favorite Muppets

 

[prattpak]

While they were all quite funny, Middlepat has the vote.

 

[Rental01]

Middlepat!

 

[ClearScreen]

SurfinTX

 

[AirGoofy]

Originally Posted by SurfinTX
Soldier in Blue - "Now that Don't Ask Don't Tell has been repealed I have designed these fabulous new uniforms just for the occasion!"

 

[Wherem I Now]

Another vote for Middlepat!

 

[afwdwfan]

Gotta vote for AirGoofy now that I have that song stuck in my head.

Too bad I missed out on this pic, because the guy in blue looks like a werewolf howling at the moon.

 

[DBL101]

Wherem I Now
Ooh Mr. Wonka! I've found the Oompa Loompa King!

 

[SurfinTX]

I'm going to have to go with Middlepat this round.

 

[middlepat]

I just can't pass up a good fart joke:

DBL101

He thought it was gonna be a fart!

 

[trennr]

With 6 votes our winner is middlepat

Congrats!!! You have until noon Monday to post a picture to start the next round!!!