Conservative thread: We're still smiling!

[Tink & Goofy]

 

[wonderlanne]

...head out to get hamburgers and when she did, they'd find a way to wallpaper her walls with beer-soaked crepe paper...

...which, when finally dry from lying in the blistering sun, would be used to FESTOON her tiny, ****-roach infested apartment on the high street.

update: OH MY GOSH!!!! look what automatically gets encrypted! cockroach is not a dirty word!

 

[wonderlanne]

wow...like the last several guys i dated...

 

[Soarin08]

 

[Tink & Goofy]

which, when finally dry from lying in the blistering sun, would be used to FESTOON her tiny, ****-roach infested apartment on the high street.

update: OH MY GOSH!!!! look what automatically gets encrypted! cockroach is not a dirty word!

...when out from the shadows of the flowery festoonery stepped Sean Connery, ready to have a martini shaken, not stirred...

 

[Decorated_Dust]

Yeah, that movie was terrible, but he made it worse.

 

[studentmom]

DH's cousin sent us this photo from her camera:

That is a great picture! Your son is adorable.

Speaking of dinner, here's what I'd like to have:

I am seriously salivating, especially since I only had a hot pocket for dinner.




Ok, Soarin', as mentioned in previous posts, we need his transcripts and backround check. Oh, and he needs to show you a valid copy of his birth certificate, too.

 

[Soarin08]

...which, when finally dry from lying in the blistering sun, would be used to FESTOON her tiny, ****-roach infested apartment on the high street.

update: OH MY GOSH!!!! look what automatically gets encrypted! cockroach is not a dirty word!

No but the first half of it is.... I guess that's why they censor it.

 

[wonderlanne]

...when out from the shadows of the flowery festoonery stepped Sean Connery, ready to have a martini shaken, not stirred...

...when ***** galore entered the room, and the martini was immediately forgotten, but the bald man wasn't and neither was the inter-polar rocket knife he had hidden in his shoe heel. sadly, ms. galore's portion of the conversation was indiscernable, and it was clear she'd have to be...

 

[Soarin08]

Ok, Soarin' as mentioned, we need his transcripts and backround check. Oh, and he needs to show you a valid copy of his birth certificate, too.

I feel like I have like a million sisters and mothers now that you guys are instituting background checks and blood tests and such....

 

[Decorated_Dust]

...when ***** galore entered the room, and the martini was immediately forgotten, but the bald man wasn't and neither was the inter-polar rocket knife he had hidden in his shoe heel. sadly, ms. galore's portion of the conversation was indiscernable, and it was clear she'd have to be...

...yelled at by a nearby mother for have an unfortunate name that always had to be edited, but she didn't fear, because she took up a handful of that beautiful dust, and...

 

[wonderlanne]

posts, we need his transcripts and backround check. Oh, and he needs to show you a valid copy of his birth certificate, too.

those documents have been sealed. sorry.

 

[wonderlanne]

No but the first half of it is.... I guess that's why they censor it.

how weird it is censored the first time and not the second. and it's only "bad" if it is used alone. tsk. i guess you can't **** your head at a rakish angle either.

 

[pr surfer]

kewl. you can run for president!

lol... no thanks I'm an egomaniac, but not THAT much of one

I can offer criticism and suggestions, but I can't save this sinking ship.

Wow!!!! That's awesome!!!! I definitely hope you get that!! That would be one of the best jobs ever!!

It would be... that's one of the few things that I can think of that would make me consider returning stateside full-time.

 

[Soarin08]

those documents have been sealed. sorry.

 

[Soarin08]

how weird it is censored the first time and not the second. and it's only "bad" if it is used alone. tsk. i guess you can't **** your head at a rakish angle either.

Guess not. Just spell it backwards. We'll hold our computers up to a mirror to read it.

 

[wonderlanne]

...yelled at by a nearby mother for have an unfortunate name that always had to be edited, but she didn't fear, because she took up a handful of that beautiful dust, and...

...blew it around the room. as it landed, the vile wall-to-wall avacado green shag carpet began to melt into tiny, hot synthetic puddles. bond had never seen such a thing, and invoked his solar powered inflatable biplane, kept in his eyeglass case, to escape the...

 

[wonderlanne]

It would be... that's one of the few things that I can think of that would make me consider returning stateside full-time.

so you'd be in burbank, i think, at the disney studios for that job. have you SEEN the disney studios? sooooooo neat (from the outside, so i suspect on the inside too.)

 

[Decorated_Dust]

...blew it around the room. as it landed, the vile wall-to-wall avacado green shag carpet began to melt into tiny, hot synthetic puddles. bond had never seen such a thing, and invoked his solar powered inflatable biplane, kept in his eyeglass case, to escape the...

...creature that oddly reminded him of that funny-haired governor from TV, but the plane was not enough, because the creature...

(wow, I'm ashamed, I'm really not creative this time of night)

 

[bsc22]