Conservative Thread: U.S. Steele - Back In Business

[honugirl]

He clean blinds with ringed tail. How you think he clean blinds? The only part of him that is piranha is the teeth. I did that so that when the penguin windows guy come to my door I can say "eepeepeep chewbaccashowanee" and attacks his left shoe.

I not know how he cleans blinds. Maybe suck like Hoover? Can I borrow for when stupid people come to door? I like name. You have elk/bunny hybrid I use for hat rack?

What a great doc!!!!

Thanks! I think so too. Can't wait to finally get down there and meet him face to face.

 

[LudwigVB]

Wow, a conservative thread! I am new to these boards and am glad to see fellow like-minds I live in Washington, DC, but only for a few more months. I am considering moving back to Florida, the land of my birth. I love Disney, but have not been in a long time. I just wanted to introduce myself; hopefully, I will become a regular in no time.

 

[Disneycrazymom]

Welcome LudwigVB! We are a fun group. I hope you will enjoy the conversation.

 

[rie'smom]

I hope this isn't a reprint but here's a state by state breakdown from the stimulus package:
Copy and paste the links.
Subject: Stimulus Pork By State


Stimulus Watch: Keeping an Eye on Economic Recovery Spending
http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state

Look at the pork in GA. After you have swallowed that, look at some other
states. This bill is loaded with all manner of ridicules spending. Check out
Ohio . . . . and look at the breakdown, unbelievable !!!

What is immediately stimulative? What might better be considered in separate
spending bills? What is social spending? What programs, once initiated, would
require indefinite ongoing funding?

Find projects by state or territory

* Alaska http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/AK
(46 projects)

* Alabama http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/AL
(318 projects)

* Arkansas http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/AR
(199 projects)

* Arizona http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/AZ
(743 projects)

* California http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/CA
(1971 projects)

* Colorado http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/CO
(201 projects)

* Connecticut http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/CT
(449 projects)

* Washington, http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/DC
(8 projects)

* Delaware http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/DE
> (7 projects)

* Florida http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/FL
>
(1752 projects)

* Georgia http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/GA
> (266 projects)

* Hawaii http://www.stimuluswatch.org/pr oject/by_state/HI
>(316 projects)

* Iowa <http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/IA
(51 projects)

* Idaho http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/ID
(348 projects)

* Illinois http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/IL
(1031 projects)

* Indiana http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/IN
(713 projects)

* Kansas http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/KS
(139 projects)

* Kentucky http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/KY
(524 projects)

* Louisiana http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/LA
(433 projects)

* Massachusetts http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/MA
(266 projects)

* Maryland http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/MD
(54 projects)

* Maine http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/ME
(72 projects)

* Michigan http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/MI
(782 projects)

* Minnesota http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/MN
(335 projects)

* Missouri http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/MO
(403 projects)
* Mississippi http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/MS
(552 projects)
* Montana http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/MT
(57 projects)

* North http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/NC
Carolina
(319 projects)

* North http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/ND
> Dakota (61 projects)

* Nebraska http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/NE
(154 projects)

* New http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/NJ
> Jersey (261 projects)

* New http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/NM
> Mexico (215 projects)

* Nevada http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/NV
(163 projects)

* New York http://www.stimuluswatch ..org/project/by_state/NY
(289 projects)

* Ohio http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/OH
(847 projects)

* Oklahoma http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/OK
(223 projects)

* Oregon http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/OR
(159 projects)

* Pennsylvania http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/PA
(352 projects)

* Puerto http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/PR
> Rico (340 projects)

* Rhode http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/RI
Island (116 projects)

* South http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/SC
Carolina (271 projects)

* South http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/SD
(30 projects)

* Tennessee http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/TN
(103 projects)

* Texas http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/TX
(1240 projects)

* Utah http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/UT
(298 projects)

* Virginia http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/VA
(400 projects)

* Vermont http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/VT
(61 projects)

* Washington http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/WA
(368 projects)

* Wisconsin http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/WI
(358 projects)

* West http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/WV
Virginia (1 projects)

* Wyoming http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state/WY
(85 projects)

 

[onelilspark]

OK, I clean basement. Lemur no eat me? I no clean if Lemur eat me. You have evil science creations? What you have?



So I sent an email to my surgeon this morning asking if he got my paperwork from the endo and at the bottom I asked if I could have all the hot single male residents assigned to my case because it would lower my blood pressure and keep me entertained. Here is his response....


"We will have a new crew of residents when you come so the level of cuteness is not yet known….."

Also, here's some funny stuff!!




ETA: My bf just said, "I wouldn't want to use the condoms, I'm afraid they'd work about as well as his economic policies."

 

[DancingBear]

I hope this isn't a reprint but here's a state by state breakdown from the stimulus package:

Subject: Stimulus Pork By State


Stimulus Watch: Keeping an Eye on Economic Recovery Spending
http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/by_state

Look at the pork in GA. After you have swallowed that, look at some other
states. This bill is loaded with all manner of ridicules spending. Check out
Ohio . . . . and look at the breakdown, unbelievable !!!

This is just a list of the projects which the various mayors say are shovel-ready and are submitting to be considered for stimulus money. Of course, if Republican Governor Sonny Perdue doesn't want the money....

 

[LudwigVB]

I work on the hill for a person who will remain nameless, and I can tell you the states were appealling like crazy for extra money to be added to the stimulus bill appropriated to them. Let us hope conservative governors will follow Jindal's lead and refuse to be bound by the federal government. I only wish Crist of Florida was so bold. He, unfortunately, is no better than Spector, Snowe, or Collins.

 

[AlexTina]

Wow, a conservative thread! I am new to these boards and am glad to see fellow like-minds I live in Washington, DC, but only for a few more months. I am considering moving back to Florida, the land of my birth. I love Disney, but have not been in a long time. I just wanted to introduce myself; hopefully, I will become a regular in no time.

You all have just got to check out the "those who voted for Palin" thread . They were sooooo excited and soooo sure they found dirt and poof they got nothing .

So anyhow, I heard earlier that there are several Governors who have commitees looking into the fine print of the stimulus so that they can decide whether or not to take the money. It ought to be pretty interesting, they pushed so hard to get this ridiculous bill through and now it may be rejected by individual states. Not really sure exactly how that will work but it should be interesting.

Tina

 

[Nala56]

Tina, I liked your response on the Palin thread. Those people are desperate!!

 

[TLSnell1981]

Channel surfing...Greta is critizing Obama's photo ops. Isn't she a democrat? Oops! She want's to know why he's spending that kind of money....IN THIS ECONOMY. She agrees with most of us. If it's necessary business...fine. Backdrop? Uh..NO. She thinks the Rose Garden would have done nicely.

 

[AlexTina]

Tina, I liked your response on the Palin thread. Those people are desperate!!

I couldn't help myself

 

[Dolce27]

You all have just got to check out the "those who voted for Palin" thread . They were sooooo excited and soooo sure they found dirt and poof they got nothing .

Darn, can't find that thread. I need a good laugh... where is it? Link?

Channel surfing...Greta is critizing Obama's photo ops. Isn't she a democrat? Oops! She want's to know why he's spending that kind of money....IN THIS ECONOMY. She agrees with most of us. If it's necessary business...fine. Backdrop? Uh..NO. She thinks the Rose Garden would have done nicely.

She's the only rational Dem that I know (with the exception of a couple on this board such as DISUNC and GotDisney .. and Jacksonsmom if she's still lurking around here. I haven't seen her in forever)


Oh, and I pulled up Texas for the pork bill. I'm now paying for a new Performance Art Hall, road construction for I-75 which has already been under construction for at least a year now. Pay for it how you already planned to, people! Parking garage for UTA students, Golf course renovations, Tennis center expansion, 12 new science labs for students... should I go on?

Hey, I really need a new computer right now. Can the government buy me a new computer while they're doing all of this spending? It's pennies in comparison to the rest of this stuff.

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I not know how he cleans blinds. Maybe suck like Hoover? Can I borrow for when stupid people come to door? I like name. You have elk/bunny hybrid I use for hat rack?

No. Elk/bunny hybrid moved around to much so I had it stuffed and mounted.
I do have a miniature human, though.

Wow, a conservative thread! I am new to these boards and am glad to see fellow like-minds I live in Washington, DC, but only for a few more months. I am considering moving back to Florida, the land of my birth. I love Disney, but have not been in a long time. I just wanted to introduce myself; hopefully, I will become a regular in no time.

 

[honugirl]

No. Elk/bunny hybrid moved around to much so I had it stuffed and mounted.
I do have a miniature human, though.

Hm, no. Miniature human is too scary. Too much poop. You have Zebra/Giraffe combo for reaching tall things?

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Hm, no. Miniature human is too scary. Too much poop. You have Zebra/Giraffe combo for reaching tall things?

Miniature human is cute, though. He won't poop on you; it's contained.
I have giraffe/elephant hybrid. It looks like giraffe but has elephant trunk so can reach even taller things.
I also have tabby cat/parrot hybrid. All it does is sleep, eat, sleep, tell me to leave it alone, sleep, sleep, eat, eat, sleep and then demand I rub it's belly.

 

[honugirl]

Miniature human is cute, though. He won't poop on you; it's contained.
I have giraffe/elephant hybrid. It looks like giraffe but has elephant trunk so can reach even taller things.
I also have tabby cat/parrot hybrid. All it does is sleep, eat, sleep, tell me to leave it alone, sleep, sleep, eat, eat, sleep and then demand I rub it's belly.

Ahhh, that's what my cousin said about their miniature human and stuff came out both ends!!!!!!!

I'll take giraffe/elephant hybrid. Tabby cat/parrot no use, but sounds funny. I also need monkey/dog hybrid so it can do things, but will be woman's best friend.

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Ahhh, that's what my cousin said about their miniature human and stuff came out both ends!!!!!!!

No, stuff goes in one end, comes out the other.

but will be woman's best friend.

Uh, those would be diamonds. Not a dog/monkey hybrid.

 

[Soarin08]

Wow, a conservative thread! I am new to these boards and am glad to see fellow like-minds I live in Washington, DC, but only for a few more months. I am considering moving back to Florida, the land of my birth. I love Disney, but have not been in a long time. I just wanted to introduce myself; hopefully, I will become a regular in no time.

Hi there!! Welcome to the thread!!! Have fun here!!!

I had a nice day at Epcot. Took a bunch of pictures- mainly wandered around WS (no Soarin'- 75 minute wait and FPs were gone gone gone!!).

What did I miss today?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

What did I miss today?

Some of the libs have been kept extra busy trying to dangle shiny decoys in front of other posters to distract them from the threads which are critical of Obama and his administration. It has been highly entertaining.

 

[Dolce27]

Hey! Please don't overlook my post above. Link?