Confessions

[fiveforall]

1. I put Doritos inside my peanut butter sandwiches.

2. I read mostly young adult fiction.

3. I have two masters degrees and am afraid to tell my kids that I am about to start school AGAIN.

4. It bothers me that my parents like my brother more than me.

5. I drink five or more Diet Cherry Pepsis a day.

6. I am most happiest when my kids and husband are within yelling distance.

7. I turn on the Southern drawl when visiting the North.

 

[HelenePA]

1. I love my kids
2. I need a vacation from my kids
3. I despise shoes, I go barefoot as much as I can, even in winter in the snow outside
4. I LOVE snow!!!! and we haven't had any since before halloween
5. I didn't get married until last year to the father of my 4 kids
6. I love beer, but do not drink yuengling which is made less than 2 miles away from me.
7. I'm not afraid of internet stalkers, they would *yawn* at my real life.
8. we have too many toys in the house
9. I'm not sure I'm done having children
10.I love apple products and wish I could afford more of them <3 iTouches and iPhones

 

[wdwmom0f3]

1. I love not working and being able to stay home for the kids.
2. I love helping people with projects.
3. I hate going to get my hair colored because it takes forever.
4. I love mexican food.
5. I am loving my sons aquarium because it relaxes me.
6. I put things off till last minute.

 

[kissesbykim]

1. I love a clean house but LOATHE cleaning.
2. I've always wanted a little girl but I LOVE having boys.
3. I'm a very nocturnal person and I hate mornings.
4. Having a child with cancer has opened my eyes to the real beauty in life.
5. I couldn't survive without my sisters. They are my best friends.
6. I married my high school sweetheart.
7. I could shop for anything...I love it!
8. I'm addicted to Twilight, True Blood and Vampire Diaries. Guess I have a "thing" for vampires.
9. We watch a lot of reality TV
10. I love drawing, painting and writing (youth romance/fantasy). I started writing a novel 3 years ago and it will probably never be finished.

 

[portocall]

1. I love living in a city.
2. I hate shopping
3. I enjoy going to work.
4. I love mexico
5. I don't like Apple and will probably never own a product starting with an i

 

[Savannahlynn]

1) I love Mcdonald's. It is the only fast food I eat and sometimes I just eat two orders of fries.

2) I like things to be very clean. I think nothing about vacuuming at 3am if it needs it.

3) I have an obsession with hot potato chips

4)I love bad reality tv..it's like a trainwreck

5) I find the more I know about most people, the less I think them

6) I haaaaate change

7) I could have a 450 page book, read 440 of them and skip out on the end and never care that I didn't finish it.

 

[kimblebee]

1. I am a huge, HUGE procrastinator and I'm afraid I'm turning my daughter into one too.

2. I am secretly happy that my daughter doesn't like her dad. I wrote out all the reasons why but then deleted it to not hijack the thread. To sum it up, he has become a different person in the last few months. She used to see him at least 3x a week, now she is lucky to get a call once a week. She is 11and up until October he was the king of the world to her. Now, she hopes he stays out of town so she can stop hurting.

It breaks my heart to see her so upset over a jerk who is only thinking of himself.

 

[Katy Belle]

1. I am a SAHM to 3 teenagers and my house is a wreck. I hate to clean.
2. I thank God for giving me sons and not daughters! But I love the girls my sons bring to our house.
3. I love easily. I love so many people.
4. I hate my SIL.
5. I love to cook meals from scratch. I look down on people with carts full of convenience foods.

 

[Minnesota!]

1. I am looking forward to September when we no longer have a nanny because both kids will be in school full time and I will be able to call in sick to work and have a whole day TO MYSELF at home. Hasn't happened in 5 years..

2. I want to live in the country...in an old farm house. And I doubt that I would ever leave the property....I could be a hermit there...

3. My house is just about immaculate...but my bedroom is a disaster.

4. I would rather never shop again than have to shop at Walmart. I just CANNOT stand that place.

5. I could happily vacation to WDW and ONLY WDW for the rest of my life...

 

[MamaLema]

1. I'm Canadian, but I don't like hockey, beer, or maple syrup

2. My DH recently had a lotion intervention with me, pointing out 28 bottles of different lotions I have used once only

3. I'm a cookbook hoarder.

4. Last week we went to the U.S. and brought back 12 bags of Jalepeno Cheetos because we don't have them here where we live

 

[njmom47]

1: I only wear black, and have for 45 years. I will wear a colored top sometimes but never below the waist. Don't know why.

2: I NEVER wanted to be married, but was engaged many times, only to stop it before it got to the altar. I liked the ring part...

3: I never wanted a son, but am THRILLED to have one now.

4: I've never liked anything "girly", and my sisters are the girliest women you've ever met. I think like a man, and always have.

5: I spent the 80s dressing like Madonna and the girl from Married With Children

6: I was an atheist, then an agnostic, and am now a Jesus loving born again Christian and the happiest I've ever been in my LIFE.

7: I love beautiful men, always have, and will not go near an unattractive one. AND I've never dated a man that is older than I am.
8: My dream job is to be a SNL writer!

9: I hate sports, HATE THEM.

10: I don't drink or smoke and don't like being around people who do.

Wow, after 55 years, you have a LOT to confess!!

You're my idol! I totally agree!

 

[Minnesota!]

1. I could not care less about purses and shoes. I have tennis shoes, crocs and one pair of flats. Use a purse until it dies and buy another. I've never spent more than $30 on a purse.

2. I prefer reading young adult stories to adult stories. I'm totally into fantasy.

3. I hate scary movies. My imagination is just too good. I can't let go of them once I watch them.

4. I love the Disney parks, but I don't think much of Disney as a company.

5. If I had the money, I never stop traveling.

I could have written this minus the fantasy stuff. I live in jeans and tennis shoes in the winter (got the Muppets Take Adidas Kermit ones for Christmas!!), and denim capri's and croc sandals in the summer.

To echo the most popular themes:

- I was excommunicated from the church in which I grew up
- My house is filthy because I refuse to clean up after my husband or 16.5 year old daughter
- I like fast food, but it doesn't like me
- I hate to drive, I get lost constantly, and it embarrasses and angers me
- I don't mind cooking, but feel like there's never time
- I've lived in this town almost 4 years, and have not made one friend.

This made me sad I hope that a friend comes along for you. I hate to drive...and actually do NOT drive.

let's see....

1. i love wal-mart. my town doesn't have a target, and our k-mart is a joke; as a matter of fact, it's on the list of k-marts to be closed down.
2. i buy all of my work clothes at jcpenney, because the sizing is somewhat "forgiving".
3. i resent my mother for being so severely mentally ill and causing our family so much pain over the past 2 years. i know it's wrong, and i'm working really hard to not feel that way, but i haven't gotten there yet.
4. i have a HUGE hole in my septum (wall that separates the nostrils) from using flonase, and i'm afraid my nose is going to collapse.
5. my house is very dirty, because we always had housekeepers when i was growing up-my DB and i would go to school on a certain day of the week and when we'd come home, the house was magically clean. i never learned how to clean house, and i've been winging it all these years. i need someone to teach me. i "clean" here and there, but the house is never entirely clean all at once.
6. on the flip side, my desk at work is scrupulously neat, and i can't concentrate if it's cluttered.
7. i have no friends. honestly, not one. there is no one i can call to share good or bad news. it makes me cry sometimes, but i've made all possible efforts. i'm a very good friend, always supportive and there when needed, but no one wants to be my friend.

Your last confession made me sad, too. I hope that you are able to make a friend. Everyone needs someone to lean on. I have a lot of acquanitences, but only a handful of GOOD friends....and I would be lost without them..

 

[NikitaZee]

Love this thread!

1. I peek in people's medicine cabinets (and assume they peek in mine too)
2. I love dirty jokes and off-color humor
3. I get along better with men than with women
4. I can't relax unless my house is clean and the laundry is done
5. I love hard rock music - Rage Against the Machine is my favorite
6. I speed, all the time. Really working on that one.

 

[chiefmickeymouse]

1. I was asked to leave the Christian college that I attended right after high school.
2. I married my husband after knowing him two weeks (19 years ago).
3. I HATE massages and will never have another one.
4. If you touch the bottoms of my feet, be prepared to get hurt.
5. My kids are Special Snowflakes (to me at least)
6. I like most animals better than most people.
7. I love my little Jack Russell so much that I can't read the threads on here about pet loss because I have a panic attack.
8. I earned my black belt at age 22 and one of my favorite things to do is spar. Not very dignified for a 43 year old woman.

 

[Robinrs]

1. I love living in a city.
2. I hate shopping
3. I enjoy going to work.
4. I love mexico
5. I don't like Apple and will probably never own a product starting with an i

Never been to Mexico but I love your list!

 

[ZephyrHawk]

1. I still have and sleep with my baby blanket. I am 32.

2. If I did not work in a conservative corporate atmosphere, I would probably have a tattoo. A tramp stamp, to be specific.

3. I have an "aversion" to onions. I do not mind their taste, but cannot eat them without gagging. Typing this I am having to fight against my throat closing up from the mere thought of eating onions.

4. I am a Browncoat, a Whovian, a Whedonite, and a Pegasister (amongst other affiliations). If you know what those mean, you aren't in a position to judge.

5. I think guys in glasses are hot.

 

[Disneyluvr]

1. I also love Walmart/Target...Any big box store really

2. My son sometimes eats pudding for breakfast because he doesn't like breakfast food and my DD sometimes eats breakfast food for lunch or dinner becuase she prefers it.

3. I let my DH spend money on silly things like RC cars because I know I will get silly things(like BBW candles) too.

4. I am proud of my DH for serving his country in Iraq but I do not support the war there.

5. I eat lemon juice on everything.....Chicken....soup...FRIES...IDK why, I just like it.

OMG this is me too! I love lemon juice and put it on tons of things, that or worcesterchire sauce! mashed potatoes with garlic powder and lemon juice is soo good! We buy it in bulk at Sam's Club

 

[lemondog]

Must add one more...

1. I am AMAZED at how very much like me so many of you are. Maybe I am normal after all!

 

[Minnesota!]

OMG this is me too! I love lemon juice and put it on tons of things, that or worcesterchire sauce! mashed potatoes with garlic powder and lemon juice is soo good! We buy it in bulk at Sam's Club

Me too (on lemon juice and worchestershire). But I can't do "fake lemon juice". I have to have the real thing . So we spend a lot of $$ on lemons each month.

My fave is sauteeing mushrooms in butter, worchestershire and fresh squeezed lemon. Serving them over angel hair, squeeze lemon, top with parmesan.

 

[mousefanmichelle]

1. I wish I knew how to flirt and be sexy but it always comes off ackward.
2. I love potatoe chips
3. Love my kids but love spending time alone just as much
4. I never finish anything I start
5. I delete 90% of what I post on these boards because I just don't feel like anyone really cares what I have to say.
6. I am a huge procrastinator. Huge.