Confessions

[barkley]

during the holidays dh sets up a bogus email address from 'santa's elves' and i feed him info. during the day (by phone when the beastly children are not in earshot) so he can send them warning letters about whatever they are doing that's bugging me. the 'elves' have 'peeked in' and caught them bickering, saying something i cooked was 'ucka', making a mess in the bathtub (they got realy spooked when they realized that elves could peek in when your 'butt nekid' in a bathtub

i also confess that a couple of dinner plates from animator's pallate and palos (disney cruise line restaurants) somehow found their way into my china hutch and no, i confess-i did not win them at the onboard auctions.

 

[mamaprincess]

Okay - let me unfurl my list.

Here goes. My kiddos watch WAYYYYYYY too much t.v. And, if they're watching Sponge Bob, I'll pull up a chair and watch too. Sometimes, usually when I'm busy DISing, I let them have whatever THEY can grab out of the pantry or fridge for lunch (that may include any of the following: chocolate pudding, Cheetos, or Pop Tarts). Oh, and have them bring some to me. I like to read trashy novels. I've lied to DH about how much money I've spent for our upcoming Disney trip. And I don't mean on the actual trip. I'm talking new clothes for DDs, costumes, shoes, etc. etc. The other day I picked up a glass doo-dad at a store (which was priced $65) and the top fell off and shattered. Although, technically that shouldn't be my fault. They should of had the top secured in some way. Right??? But I high-tailed it out of the store anyway, just in case they were going to ask me to cough up $65. I need that $65 for Disney. I'm sad when my DD's are sick and miss school. Not because they're sick, but because I've been ripped of of MY alone time.

My list goes on, but I think that'll do it for now. Thanks for letting me unload all of this. I just wish I could add "guys flirt with me."

We must've been seperated at birth!

I confess to being the most domestically challenged SAHM on earth!

 

[SandraVB79]

I confess of being Belgian and not liking chocolates. I like waffles though.

I am willing to confess that I'm planning on telling some dinner plates at the DLP-restaurants I will be eating at this weekend, to jump in my purse. i'll return them in 50 years or so...

 

[disneymama73]

I hate playing board games with my kids. I mean the little kid board games like Candy Land, Cabbage Patch Kids, Dora, The Wiggles.... I can't wait until they're old enough to play real board games. I love playing with my kids, but when they ask me to play these games, I cringe.

Oh and I'm a terrible housekeeper. It's not that I'm lazy, I just hate cleaning.

 

[princesspumpkin]

I confess....sometimes when my patients ask me. "Am I a bad mother if I ......." (fill in the blank with anything you can think of), I want to say,
"Yup, you sure are " But, I stifle myself and say "Don't worry about what other people think about what you do, do what makes YOU feel good".

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Sometimes I think about taking my ex-husband back because I really don't want to be alone for the rest of my life. I'm scared that no one will ever love me again.

 

[disneymama73]

Sometimes I think about taking my ex-husband back because I really don't want to be alone for the rest of my life. I'm scared that no one will ever love me again.

Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't do it! I'll come out there and beat the crap out of you!

 

[minnieandme]

I confess that I've had a couple of dreams that I kissed one of my co-workers. I don't even like him like that. He's more like a brother to me.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I confess that I've had a couple of dreams that I kissed one of my co-workers. I don't even like him like that. He's more like a brother to me.

If it helps, I've read that dreams like that mean only that you feel a connection to the person - not necessarily a sexual one. It's just the way that the closeness you feel manifests itself in the dream

 

[WI_DisneyFan]

Kim R ---


I think the Wisconsin resident meant "bratwurst" (brats being short for bratwurst) not "brats" as in spoiled rotten kids!

Yep, you got it! And for the record, I love bratwursts! But in my part of the state, we take it to the next level. We have what are called hard rolls. And we put two brats on one of these hard rolls. If you put a single brat on a hot dog bun, then we know you aren't from around here.

 

[goofygirl]

I confess I have no clue what WPASADI means!

 

[WI_DisneyFan]

Don't hate me, okay...but I don't like Brats (the wiener kind), I'm lactose intolerant, and Miller is NOT my favorite beer. I've lived here all my life.

I'm right there with you on the Miller Beer. The stuff tastes like watered down vomit to me. But, I do really enjoy Leinie's, which is Wisconsin made. So I think I make up for it in that way.

 

[barkley]

i confess that some of the kid's more annoying toys (messy, noisy, play the same annoying song over and over and over) have 'disappeard' into 'i don't know where they are land' AND those toys will magicly reappear into the homes of my someday adult children when they have kids of their own

i also confess that i have made some gift buying purchases for other people's kids based on my personal feelings about the parents-particulular p.i.t.a. parents might find their winter born sons gifted with a hot wheels car wash ('uses real water and soap'), others may find their children the thrilled recipients of home slushy makers, large finger paint sets (and not the ones with spill proof lids ) or those containers with 100 cookie cutters and several packages of cookie dough mix

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

i confess that some of the kid's more annoying toys (messy, noisy, play the same annoying song over and over and over) have 'disappeard' into 'i don't know where they are land' AND those toys will magicly reappear into the homes of my someday adult children when they have kids of their own

Some of DS's really annoying/loud toys have magically had their batteries die or disappear. He doesn't seem to know the difference.

I've stolen toliet paper out of bathroom stalls.

DH did this at a McDonald's once. And it wasn't one of the small, regular sized rolls of toilet paper. Oh no. He had to make off with one of those giant rolls that are like a foot and a half across and weigh a ton. I don't know how he managed to get out of there with it. He stuck it under his jacket, zipped his jacket and just walked out.
TOV

 

[rgf207]

I confess I have no clue what WPASADI means!

I'm right there with you

 

[Maleficent13]

barkley, you are cracking me up! And that "elf email" thing is getting filed away for future use.

 

[goofygirl]

DH did this at a McDonald's once. And it wasn't one of the small, regular sized rolls of toilet paper. Oh no. He had to make off with one of those giant rolls that are like a foot and a half across and weigh a ton. I don't know how he managed to get out of there with it. He stuck it under his jacket, zipped his jacket and just walked out.

That's the *real* reason I carry big pocketbooks!

 

[ZPT1022]

DH did this at a McDonald's once. And it wasn't one of the small, regular sized rolls of toilet paper. Oh no. He had to make off with one of those giant rolls that are like a foot and a half across and weigh a ton. I don't know how he managed to get out of there with it. He stuck it under his jacket, zipped his jacket and just walked out.
TOV

What did he do with it afterwards? Take it home and use it or just have it for the sheer thrill of having it? I read this to my DH and he got a little glimmer in his eye when he read it. Gonna have to make sure he gets stuck taking one of the kids in with him next couple times we're out somewhere.

 

[JunieJay]

O.K., here are some more confessions:

I sometimes (o.k., often) hide treats from my kids so I can horde them all to myself. I can easily scarf down a whole package of Oreo cookies without them ever knowing they are in the house.

I also admit to giving my kids waffles and ice cream as dinner at least once a month.

And its true that I have always insisted on being the one to sleep on the side of the bed farthest from the door -- so the crazy axe murderer will have to get DH first. (so I can escape to get the kids, naturally!)

 

[mamaprincess]

Yes! I have taken a few "snacks" for later from the buffet. I have even prepared with ziplocks and a deep purse specifically to commit this crime of bad manners and cheating. It's pre-meditated.