Confessions

[Pam]

I stuffed my bra with Kleenex when I was in 7th grade. I was trying to impress the young punks at the roller skating rink.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

When I was in HS, I accidentally set off the fire alarm in the old wing of the school.

I had a class in that wing (Computer Aided Drafting) and the fire alarm near my class had a plastic cover over it. I wondered what would happen if I opened it and as soon as I did, it started shrieking and there were flashing lights. I completely freaked out and RAN out down the hallway a nd hid in the girls' bathroom on the second floor near my 2nd period biology class. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever and when I went back to class, there were a couple of teachers dragging a kid down the hall. He was protesting that he didn't set off the fire alarm and they didn't believe him.

I never told anybody (until now) that I was the one that did it.

TOV

 

[mla973]

I confess that I've read through this entire thread with no intentions of posting a confession of my own.

 

[minnieandme]

When I was in HS, I accidentally set off the fire alarm in the old wing of the school.

I had a class in that wing (Computer Aided Drafting) and the fire alarm near my class had a plastic cover over it. I wondered what would happen if I opened it and as soon as I did, it started shrieking and there were flashing lights. I completely freaked out and RAN out down the hallway a nd hid in the girls' bathroom on the second floor near my 2nd period biology class. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever and when I went back to class, there were a couple of teachers dragging a kid down the hall. He was protesting that he didn't set off the fire alarm and they didn't believe him.

I never told anybody (until now) that I was the one that did it.

TOV

I confess that I used to pull the fire alarms in my HS. I did it everyday, in between each class change. They kept wondering who was doing it, so they put tar on the inside of the handle so whoever was pulling it would get tar on their hands. Well, one day I forgot about it and I pulled it. I had tar on my hands, so I ran into the bathroom to wash it off. Luckily for me that was the only day they actually had soap. It stopped me for a little while, but every so often I was tempted to pull it again. But this time I used a tissue.

I don't know what it was about hearing those bells ringing. Even now when I walk past one at work, I'm very tempted.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I have a friend who is bipolar that disappeared for a few weeks, then when she emailed me and asked me where I'D been, I didn't email her back. She sent me 3 emails in 2 days and I finally shot one back in which I said "I didn't write because I had nothing to say." She emailed me back with a huge missive about how she misses her 23-year-old ex-boyfriend (she's 36) who called her names and threatened to kill her and blah blah blah what should she do...and I haven't emailed her back. I feel guilty but I don't wan to be friends with her!

 

[lecach]

I confess that I let DS (2 years old) eat a lollipop on the way to daycare this morning at 7:00 a.m. AND I gave him animal crackers after he finished the lolly. BUT....today is his birthday He is 2 years old today.

 

[Hercules10]

I'm really a lesbian trapped in the body of this hairy ugly guy.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

The only thing I want to do now when I hear a fire alarm is one of two things.

A)Scream "Macavity!", then run and hide
or
B)Grab the nearest girl I can find, raise her up in my arms and yell "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

TOV

 

[PaulaSue]

I am avioding (excuse is I am too busy, but I am on DIS )filling out health insurance application. We might not even change over unless we get a great deal and with all the detailed questions when I ever finally sit down to do it it will take 2 hours I am guessing. They want to know everything ever medically for us.

 

[MamaLema]

I'm Canadian and I hate hockey AND beer.

 

[disneymama73]

I DIS too much.

 

[JunieJay]

I confess I conveniently "lost" DS7's Ed Edd and Eddy DVD, I just couldn't bear to watch it or even hear it another day. :blush Before anyone thinks I'm a bad Mommy think of how happy he'll be in a few weeks when we "find" it again.

 

[Bob Slydell]

Bob's not my real name

 

[MUFFYCAT]

I stole a Denny's coffee mug.






Bob love the picture of your boys or whoever you are!

 

[allie&mattsmom]

Okay. I confess I've been known to throw away stupid little junk toys my kids (especially DS) wants to keep while they are at school and say that Jake, our dog, ate it. They always believe me.

 

[kaseyC]

I let my DDs 5 and 3 have popcorn and apple juice for lunch today. They are such picky eaters and I just was not in the mood for a battle today. I know I will be going to "Bad Mom Hell" for this.

 

[lyzziesmom]

I wear my pants more than once before washing them.

 

[All Morganic]

Okay - let me unfurl my list.

Here goes. My kiddos watch WAYYYYYYY too much t.v. And, if they're watching Sponge Bob, I'll pull up a chair and watch too. Sometimes, usually when I'm busy DISing, I let them have whatever THEY can grab out of the pantry or fridge for lunch (that may include any of the following: chocolate pudding, Cheetos, or Pop Tarts). Oh, and have them bring some to me. I like to read trashy novels. I've lied to DH about how much money I've spent for our upcoming Disney trip. And I don't mean on the actual trip. I'm talking new clothes for DDs, costumes, shoes, etc. etc. The other day I picked up a glass doo-dad at a store (which was priced $65) and the top fell off and shattered. Although, technically that shouldn't be my fault. They should of had the top secured in some way. Right??? But I high-tailed it out of the store anyway, just in case they were going to ask me to cough up $65. I need that $65 for Disney. I'm sad when my DD's are sick and miss school. Not because they're sick, but because I've been ripped of of MY alone time.

My list goes on, but I think that'll do it for now. Thanks for letting me unload all of this. I just wish I could add "guys flirt with me."

 

[tink1978]

I confess that I have a paper due in 6hours that I haven't even started yet.

That's okay...I confess that I waited until the day before the end of the semester to turn in all of my work or even start on it.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I have another one. My mother calls me constantly with EVERY problem under the sun. Can I come over, the computer isn't working properly; can I come over, the TV is set to "spanish;" can I come over and do another version of her resume and cover letter...

I want to tell her to stand on her own two feet and learn how to do it herself! Especially the resume/cover letter thing. She's got a mentor at the town job center - why isn't SHE helping? I live 20 minutes away!

I'm a terrible daughter. I love my mother but I want her to be more independent.