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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,731
- He can remember which of 2.4 billion kids have been naughty or
nice. . . but does he remember to replace the roll of toilet
paper when it runs out? NooOOooo.
- That whole "knows if you've been bad or good" thing makes it
mighty hard for kids to cheat at Old Maid.
- One night a year for me to sneak out with the girlfriends, and
all the bars are closed.
- Managing toy production, keeping elves in line, cleaning up
after reindeer . . . meanwhile, fatboy sits around 364 days out
of the year and gets all the glory!
nice. . . but does he remember to replace the roll of toilet
paper when it runs out? NooOOooo.
- That whole "knows if you've been bad or good" thing makes it
mighty hard for kids to cheat at Old Maid.
- One night a year for me to sneak out with the girlfriends, and
all the bars are closed.
- Managing toy production, keeping elves in line, cleaning up
after reindeer . . . meanwhile, fatboy sits around 364 days out
of the year and gets all the glory!