"umm..hey...could i like..pet your cow?" (says in dumb blonde voice)
"this butterfly is so TACKY!"
"BETSY BETSY! your saying it wrong fool!!!"
"could i lick your sheep?" (says in dumb blonde voice)
"(throws skittles at bf) taste the freakin rainbow!!!"
hmm im pretty shure theres more but thats all i can think of
hmmmm.......Oo! favorite inside jokes i dropped my CHEEETOS! 2! chex mix! que hora es? cho chang dance person 1 (or TV): Justin Bieber
me:i love her! i swear one of these days i will go to Disney World and Propose to either the Mad Hatter or Captain Jack Sparow Hee Hee! Shamone! rape whistles i love you more than the jo bros love skinny jeans helium! i am the King! NOM NOM NOM! don't mix up the sugar and the salt again! i want turkey popcorn NOW! (Phsycho Hatter Fans will get this) i tend to have a Donald Duck Temper Smash the cupcake in her face NOW!
-Come to Ze Carnival!
-Got a kick out of it, I GET IT!
-"Uhh, you said the word was debut, but it says here the word is debutt."
-What are you, some type of wizard!?!
-"What did she say?"
"I don't know, I think she said that she went to Planet Winferry with her flying pet turtle."
-No, you CANNOT stand under MY Umbrella
-"Let's name him. Let's name him Pumpkiney!"
-"Hi Nickel!"
"Hi, uh,...Sarahad."
-"Are you sure your not scared?"
"I'm not scared cause I'M a MAN!!"
I was just with my friends and here our jokes:
-"We're selling free coffee!"
-"Cookies? *Coughs*"
-"You no speak English?!"
-"We're just gonna go grab some essentials"
-"Gumballs- They're an essential!"
-"The Smart Water's getting to me!"
-"Darn, I don't have enough money for the cane!"
"Lama plant catctus type thing!" - Inside joke with my friend Richard
"It was a kiss!" - Inside joke with my friend Richard
"Blarg monster syas 'cheese!'" - Inside joke with my friend Jane
Pregnancy is not against the code of conduct
Sensei Brittany exists!
Putting make up on men is therapeutic
Golf clubs!
Running in pe= Jonas chasing practice
Narwhals!
-dirt is mah friend.
-*gasp* FLEWS!
-poofy poofy afro hair AH-BAM
-meow? hiisss grrrrrr
-I love that word, Hufflepuff. It sounds like a giant poofy pillow. ♥
-Jellybeans! Jellybeans! Jellybeans!
-...And that's why you don't install a door backwards.