Clueless Adventurer thinks about more than four to a room

[clueless adventurer]

In an alarming move, The Walt Disney World has announced that it is lifting the limit of four to a room in most of it's Valued and Middle hotels. There is a twist though. Citing the same logic that one of The Walt Disney World's manager's fathers used on the manager to get the manager to quit smoking when he was little, the limit has now been raised to a MINIMUM of 15 quests per room. My sources tell me that The Walt Disney World hopes that the experience will be so terrible that it will make people kick the bad, bad, bad habit of putting too many people in each room. Parties of less than 15 guests will be combined to reach the magic number. Kids who are 12 and under will be stacked, on atop the other, until they reach a height of six feet tall and, combined, will count as one person.

So, expect the Marginal Gatherings promotion to continue for quite a while longer!

As an aside, I'm not at all in favor of this plan, but, if this is what it takes for The Walt Disney World to get flagrant room over-crowders back in line and to make the whole experience more enjoyable for all of us, then I am willing to put up with it in the short term!

 

[monkeyboy]

Wouldn't this violate Fire Codes

 

[Jolie C]

My family only has three people in it, so we would be getting to know 12 strangers REALLY well....

 

[kild]

Seeing that my trip in February has changed from 4 people to 10, this might work well for me. There are only 2 kids, so it looks like my group will count for 8 in one room. Man, I am going to save a ton of money!
So it seems that the rooms will now be like the buses, standing room only.

"Marginal Gatherings" That's too funny.

 

[Stan The News Man]

As I read this I ,too, have recieved news from the Walt Disney World Underground News Service that this is slated to take effect in the beginning of June. The tests will begin in the newly-opened POP CENTURY resort, and will continue if success is to be had.


I wouldn't mind being stuck in the room with 14 cheerleaders *twirls mustache*

Oh wait.... Are we still on the air? Oh.... OH THIS JUST IN, THAT LAST REPORT HEARD FROM STAN THE NEWS MAN WAS A JOKE. Thank you for your time

 

[Knight]

I volunteer to share with Jolie.

 

[clueless adventurer]

Perhaps this should be the "Make A Wish Come True" promotion!

I love how Disneyinto folks always see the silver lining!

 

[Knight]

Originally posted by clueless adventurer
Perhaps this should be the "Make A Wish Come True" promotion!

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