Just got my WDW CM Christmas package in the mail. I kid about it but it's not bad. Let's see what we've got this year;
.Admission for me and 3 people to any park. I've used up most of my 12 for the year, so this additional one will come in handy. Lots of family coming down. I think that's the only reason my inlaws put up with me, free Disney.
.Admission to Disney Quest and one of the water parks. Disney Quest, I don't think so. Hey Donnie, want that one? And thanks a lot, water parks in the winter time, great.
.One round of Mini Golf. That's not bad. Grand kids will like that. That's about the extent of my physical activity.
.60% of room rates. Don't get excited, I'd have to stay with you. I like you guys, but not that much. How would they know if I wasn't in the room or campsite. Do they do a bed check?
.Free Photopass photo. Wow, a picture of me. Now isn't that special.
.50% off Cirque. I'd need 90% off to go again.
.Participate in some golf tournament. I don't golf. It still comes down to putting a little white ball in a cup. Think about that concept for a second.
.40% off merchandise. That just brings it down to what they should be charging.
.Child care discount. Fortyone years too late.
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.50% of fitness center. Boy are they barking up the wrong tree with that.
.Meal discounts. That's a winner. One each for 30%, 40%, & 50% off.
.And the topper is 6 free soft drinks and popcorns at the parks. Life is good.
.Admission for me and 3 people to any park. I've used up most of my 12 for the year, so this additional one will come in handy. Lots of family coming down. I think that's the only reason my inlaws put up with me, free Disney.
.Admission to Disney Quest and one of the water parks. Disney Quest, I don't think so. Hey Donnie, want that one? And thanks a lot, water parks in the winter time, great.
.One round of Mini Golf. That's not bad. Grand kids will like that. That's about the extent of my physical activity.
.60% of room rates. Don't get excited, I'd have to stay with you. I like you guys, but not that much. How would they know if I wasn't in the room or campsite. Do they do a bed check?
.Free Photopass photo. Wow, a picture of me. Now isn't that special.
.50% off Cirque. I'd need 90% off to go again.
.Participate in some golf tournament. I don't golf. It still comes down to putting a little white ball in a cup. Think about that concept for a second.
.40% off merchandise. That just brings it down to what they should be charging.
.Child care discount. Fortyone years too late.
.
.50% of fitness center. Boy are they barking up the wrong tree with that.
.Meal discounts. That's a winner. One each for 30%, 40%, & 50% off.
.And the topper is 6 free soft drinks and popcorns at the parks. Life is good.
