LOL I never saw the snowman poop one! I copied these about reindeer poop from a thread here last year:
Make a wish and close your eyes tight.
Then sprinkle on your lawn at night.
As Santa's reindeer fly and roam,
this food will guide them to your Home!
For your gift to the reindeer and Rudolph too
Your wish may be real, your dreams may come true...
The big day is coming,
Santa's on his way
His reindeer are busy pulling the sleigh
they are going to be hungry,
so give them a treat,
sprinkle this reindeer food on the front lawn
for them to eat!
REINDEER DROPPINGS
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call,
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
Those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop,
Neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking~you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite a while,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled,
I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky~
"Well, they're not potty-trained, but at least they can fly!"
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You've been bad
That's the scoop
So all you get is
Reindeer poop
Gourmet Reindeer Poop Poem
I woke up with such scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop,
neat little piles of "Reindeer Poop!"
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
so I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by, and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he was in the sky...
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"
