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Christmas for Katrina survivors...
You might be a hurricane survivor if:
Santa arrives on a Red Cross Disaster vehicle pulled by 8 tiny FEMA workers.
You are using roofing felt to wrap your Christmas presents.
Your Christmas lights are candles and Coleman lanterns.
You are happy to find coal in your stocking so you can use it to heat your tent.
You might be a hurricane survivor if:
Santa arrives on a Red Cross Disaster vehicle pulled by 8 tiny FEMA workers.
You are using roofing felt to wrap your Christmas presents.
Your Christmas lights are candles and Coleman lanterns.
You are happy to find coal in your stocking so you can use it to heat your tent.