Christmas Cookie Recipe, Enjoy

[goaliewife]

I bumped into Martha Stewart the other day and she suggested the following recipe for some delicious Christmas cookies for the holidays...enjoy.

Subject: Cherry Mistmas

Christmas is almost upon us here is one of my favorite cookie recipes.
Enjoy. You may substitute the last ingredient to your personal favorite.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal




1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality. Take one cup and drink.
3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup....
just in case.
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...


8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.
10- Check the Crown Royal.
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.


12- Add one table.
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
14- Greash the oven.


15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner.
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

[pixie dust 112]

My kind of recipe! Thanks!

 

[mousehouselover]

Sounds pretty good to me...let's bake!

 

[PaMom001]

You can always count on dear Martha for good tips.

 

[eyeheartgoofy]

I'll have to forward that one to Granny!

 

[debidoesdisney]

Very cute. Sure got me chuckling and looking for the crown royal

 

[Minniespal]

Thanx for sharing

 

[luvgrumpy]

 

[Sunny Soph]

Thanks for that!

 

[TigerKat]

Love it!

 

[themudd4]

Man, I have been making cookies and candies all day long. I wish I would have gotton your recipe a little sooner!

But then again this sounds like a good one for New Years!!!

 

[byoung]

Thanks!

 

[Motherofafae]

Oh good! Just in time for my cookie baking!

 

[ProudMomTo3Boys]

 

[thebecka]

Where were you last weekend when I needed to bake cookies for the annual Cookie Swap!